"Uhm..." The Tavern Crater peeps and the Outing/Partay peeps(who had just returned for there partay) stared blankly at the destroyed and annihilated from of the post re-entry War Tavern.
"D'ya think it's stable?" Beauman asked.
"I dunno..." Rocky replied. Admael slowly approached it, reaching out for the black-charred doorknob. Then, the very instant she touched it, the Tavern collapsed, then exploded, into a flaming volley of flying very fat wood and brick and metal and alcohol.
Lot's o' alcohol, raining down.
"That's not good..." Beau commented, then turned on his cell phone to call Super Speedy Scrap Co.

Not two hours later, a squad of large, burly otters came by with a truck and piled the scrap into there truck.
"Gimme!" Ducky shouted.
"No way! This is Super Speedy property now!" The otter retorted, as the two of them tugged over the still relatively unscathed cherry table.

"How much did they give us, Beau?" Addie asked. Beau finished counting the wad of bills in his hands.
"3,000 Cr for all that scrap."
"How much will that get us?" Bboy asked.
"Uhm...let's see." Beau did some figuring, then awnsered.
"The beer taps and two chairs!"

"Kill, kill, kill, Mwahaha, Kill, kill, kill, Mwahaa." Kovu chanted, now in new Evil Garbtm with his Evil Piketm from an earlier adventure, along with an Evil Armytm and his Evil Kittens no tm with them, he would rule the world!
"I will rule, Mwaha, the world, yes, Mwaha!"