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*is absolutely furious with Unknown*
Grrr... IT WASN'T MY KITTENS, OR THE FLOWERS, OR ANY OF THE TAVERNERS! Nobody figured out my clue, so I'll spoil the whole thing for you: I am POSESSED! By an old arch nemesis who is in My Story. The ruler of the universe! Ryu! The dragon! And now, look at this, I was going to make it an epic quest to defeat Ryu, and now you say it was my kittens? MY KITTENS DIDN'T DO IT! PERIOD!
*cuddles his kittens, murmuring how mean everybody was to suspect them as the plot resumes where it was before Unknown posted*
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But perhaps the most likely reason of all,
was that his bombs were simply two sizes too small
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