The Current Plot Situation Using Only Things That Fit In With The Continuity As Valid Plot Advancers (TCPSUOTTFIWTCAVPA):

Tyf, Speedy, the Rabbit with an Irish accent and some other rabbits are in Speedy Scrap Co., which is run by otters. They just watched the War Tavern get cremated, except for the Cherry Table, which is in their posession.

Batty Buddy is driving a car that has the unique effect of turning anyone who drives it steadily more insane during the period they are driving it. He's looking in his backpack for a way to help. Rocky already sucumbed to this, and is singing nursery rhymes or something in the passenger seat. And Slayer is in the back seat, hiding under a mountain of backpacks belonging to various War Taverners.

GenEX has forgotten everything that happened after he first appeared, and is flying around in space in search of adventures ELSEWHERE. Not on Carrotus.

Kovu has been turned Evil by the Evil Cats, who Admael later fixed so they were good, but neglected to also fix Kovu. He has control of some cool evil thing, and owns an evil armytm and an evil piketm, and is planning to make anything the 'Taverners do to get a new 'Tavern much harder then it would normally be.

In a castle on top of a hill near where the War Tavern was before it was demolished, FrankenQuist's monster (formerly Fquist, and posessing the brain of a Dutch Pastry Cook) and Vampyra Smurferama the Vampire Smurf are biding their time or something.

Beauman is being chased by Ducky, BBoy, DDay, Fire Sword, stripe, Admael, the Good Cats, Bart, Derby and everyone else who wasn't mentioned elsewhere, because he took their money for nothing. Most unlike him. And Derby is trying to encourage everyone to go on a quest to Earth, to buy materials for a new War Tavern.