ARG!!!!! just cause i accidentally opened a jpg on my desktop before i posted my part, I LOST THE WHOLE PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bah, oh well, i'll just host cannibal feud...

maybe that will make me feel better

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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, being somewat drained from the warping of the tavern, decided to host canibal feud...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ turned on the mike, then with the snap of his fingers, he was in the usual gamehost outfit*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ladies and gentlebunnies, lil' wabbits and other things, i present to u...

*drumroll*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Cannibal Feud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with ur host, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ!!!

*the crowd cheered*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and today, the opponent will be... Total Terror Toad, a.k.a. TTT!

*the crowd booed at him*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and our challenger is... Slayer, come on up! u havn't been a canibal in a while, so thus, u must play!

(perfect person for it to, considering Slayer usually acts all rugged )

*The crowd cheers to the max*

*Slayer walks up onto the platform, pulling off his shirt to not get it dirty*

TTT: I'm going to rip ur kidney out with my pinky, and then squish ur eyeballs with my thumb, with one hand tied behind my back! watcha have to say to that?!?!?!

*Slayer just stood there, and then spit on TTT's foot*

TTT: Why i outta...

*TTT lunges at Slayer*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Oi! It's not starting time!

*with BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's hand, he projects a magic hold over TTT, and slams him to the ground*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ok, cannibals, get ready... 3... 2... 1...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ shoots off a green spark over the arena*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Go!!!

*TTT then jumped into the air, stomping onto slayer's stomach, smashing him to the ground*

TTT: and i thought u rabbits were fast, heh!

*this was all according to Slayer's plan*

Slayer: Nimwit, u won't see wat's coming!

*Slayer then grabs the toad's ankles, biting off his feet, free toes flying out into the audience*

Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*just then, the toad bit Slayer's ear*

*slayer laughed*

TTT: WAT'S SO PHUNNY, PUNK?

Slayer: u don't have teeth!

TTT: Uh Oh...

*Slayer then bit open the toads stomach, blood and guts spilling everywhere*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: We havn't seen quite as good of a show like this in a while, folks! i give slayer the Gore Award, erm... make that the Blood Award!

*so slayer ensued his munching of the victim that was the toad, while most covered thier ears cause of the continued agonizing screams, until slayer finally pulled out the toad's vocal cords*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: it seems that the Toad is dead... FREE EATZ FOR ALLZ!

*all of a sudden, the audience flooded the stage, unfortunately slayer being knocked outta the way*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hey slay, catch!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ throws the blood covered gold medalion, enscribed "Blood Award"*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and that's another show of Cannibal Feud! As Rocky Raccoon used to say... This is BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, signing off!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then apparated to behind his shop counter, helping some cutstomers*

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this was much shorter than my original post, which was erased in cyberspace.

HA! i got the begining of page 12!