sorry, my best friend is over, and it's been a long time since i've seen him, since he moved to LA. anyhow, he's been taking advatage of my satelite (cable fast) modem, downloading Password: Swordfish and Castaway, and hoping to find Rush Hour 2 for download that actually IS Rush Hour 2. anyhow, now that the Simpsons is on, i think i can get on and post . btw, Ducky's post DID count. now... *cracks knuckles* my awaited post

(Note: For all those who don't know, SSB = Super Smash Brothers (no, not Kirby's clan))

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as the barfight continued, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ figured he'd make an ever so famous, War Tavern entrance

*the tavern door flew off it's hinges, knocking Batty Buddy out cold*

*then red smoke appeared out of the entrance, putting all the drunk rabbits in a daze of awe*

Voice: Ladies and Gentleman, Lil' wabbits and... erm... other stuff! i present to u... another Edition of Jazz Sports Night!

*Everyone recognized the voice as BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: This is ur host, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ!

*the crowd cheered again, some hurling from realizing they were majorly drunk*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Today is a JSN special event, tis not a duel of the skill of the gun, but a duel of Button Mashing, Stategy, and just pretty much bashing the other person's polygons outta each other's fighters! I present to u... Super Smash Brothers Tournament!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the crowd cheered louder*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: today, our contestants... GenEX, Cobra, and Slayer!!! of course... this is only 3 contestants, so we need a 4th...

*everyone actually raised thier hands this time*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: which means, i shall bring a new contestant... not of carrotus...

*there were still a lot of hands raised

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and not in this room...

*everyone started running outside*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: STOP IT ALREADY!!! IT'S NONE OF U!!!

e hem... anyhow, i present...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ turns on his plot whole director and throws a plot hole onto the floor*

*then a Japanese human in his late 30s, earlyer 40s, wearing a buisness suit walks out of it*

Japanese Person: *japanes Jibberish*... Where am i?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: You are in the Wartavern!

Japenese Person: Pardon?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: bah...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ pulls out a translator and puts it on the Japanese person's throat*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: you are in the wartavern!

Japenese Person: How did i get here?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: i am, erm... from the Future! also an alternate reality... anyhow...

*puts mike up to his mouth again*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: I also present the 4th contestant... Shieguru Miyomoto!!!

*the crowd is baffled*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: shame on all of u, for not knowing this great gaming Genius! He is basically Nintendo's best Game Designer! He is the Idea Man of Nintendo, the creator of Zelda and director of many other Nintendo Games!

(Real Life Note: This dude is like, my role model, heh. He is the reason why i wanted to pursue a career somewhere in the gaming industry since i was 4. If ANYONE disses him, i shall litterally cut ur throat, then use the vocal cords for guitar strings!)

*the crowd then cheers, now knowing who this person was*

Shieguru Miyamoto: Wait... i am in the Future? and Nintendo still lives?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: of course it does, and ur going to be playing Super Smash Brother against our home competitors!

SM: really? WoW! wat year is this?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm... well... it's hard to say according to the Ancient human calendar... so i cannot say, currently...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: anyhow, here is ur seat... ur controller...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: one this is missing those... ah, yes... these monitors are outdated...

GenEX: wat?

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: yes, let me replace them with my more favorite ones...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ goes behind the tavern bar, and presses a red button under the counter*

*Auto Turrets started popping out*

Auto Turret Computer: Life forms detected, iniitating attack in 5...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oops, wrong button!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ presses the red button again, and then presses the blue button, which causes the Halo Table to pop out of the floor, and hovering Halo Discs, with minature halos on them, hovering around the area*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Now... Everybunny, the moment u've been waiting for... Super Smash Brothers Tournament!

*the game popped up, completly 3D*

*Everyone started picking thier characters*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and now thier picking thier characters... it seems GenEX has picked Ness, Slayer has picked Captain Falco, Cobra has picked Samus, and Shieguru Miyamoto has picked Link, in his Silver Suit, my personal favorite!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Now to start the game... we shall play on Hyrule Castle, because of our special guest.

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ready.... set... START!

*the mode was picked, regular hit points, 15 lives, weapons including: Light Sabers, Bo-Bombs, Prox. Mines, Lasers, and various other weapons that were preferred*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: it seems to be a very tough battle, while GenEX seems to be very skilled in the ways of SSB, Slayer and Cobra seem a little rusty... Shieguru Miyamoto seems to be playing well also...

*the game continued, now With GenEX with 11 lives, Slayer with 7 lives, Cobra with 8 lives, and SM(Shieguru Miyamoto) with 11 lives*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: this is a very competative game, i might add... GenEX, being an Extraodinary player, and SM winning also, probably from just working at Nintendo, having enough time to test the games, is creating quite a fury... Genex, launching my PK Thunder and PK Fire attacks at Cobra, SM using Spin Sword and the Drop Sword attack much, inflicting much damage. While Cobra using mainly the Summersault bomb attack and Blaster Charge, and Slayer, using mainly the Falco Punch and Falco Kick attack.

*The Game Continued even longer, now closing to almost an end, GenEX with 4 lives, Slayer and Cobra on thier last lives, and SM with 4 lives also*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: It seems this match shall come to a close soon, folks... Uh Oh, it seems than SM and GenEX are ganging up on Cobra

*Cobra, button mashing like crazy, has suddenly was hit across the other side of the arena by GenEX, using his PK Thunder Smash Attack, but then slammed out of the ring by SM, using his Spinning Sword attack*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and there goes Cobra, now officially out of the Tournament! Only Slayer, SM, and GenEX left now!

*at that second, SM did a Drop Sword Attack on Slayer, and then before Slayer flew outta the ring, GenEX hit him with PK thunder, basically Stealing the kill*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and that's it for Slayer, now gone outta the game, only leaving GenEX and SM!

*after a while, they were only left, only 1 life each*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: This is it, folks... the final showdown... just 1 life for each of them... who will win this extaordinary battle?

*after much weakening of eachother, they both knocked eachother out to fall for thier deaths on the same side... it looked as if it was going to be a tie...*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: a tie... it can't possibly.. but wait!

*SM then, as a last ditch attempt, did a drop sword attempt, plummeting faster down the pit*

*GenEX Laughed*

*then, SM made a direct hit on top of GenEX's head, causing him to bounce slightly up, and GenEX plummeting into the pit first, SM being declared the winner*

*GenEX frowned*

GenEX: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... NO MORE PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE TAVERN, BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ!!!

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: *cough* erm... we'll see... anyhow... Shieguru Miyamoto IS THE WINNER!!!

*the whole tavern cheered*

*after the tournament was done and over, Shieguru Miyamoto talked with the taverners for a little while, and then realized he was late for an E3 conference, and BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ let him be transported back to the planet earth he knew*

*then, the tavern resumed it's usual status, loud voices jabbering abot the local news, telling Tall Tales, and various other things that we don't mention so we don't sound insane *

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bah, next post?