Cobra looked at her controllers. Since when did the game controllers have little red eyes and squirming tentacles?



"DIE!" she shouted as she dropped the writhing creature. Mutant cockroach? Octopus? Alien?

Making a mental note to never again play a game she'd never played before, she staggered up to the bar. "Loganberry wine, please!"

Tapping her foot a few, irratated times, she saw that she was on the wrong side of the bar. Hopping over, she proceeded to 'accidently' knock Beauman over.

"Tee hee, sorry dude!" she said, mocking a valley girl as much as possible.

Leaping onto a table, she threw her arms up and proclaimed "SPORKS FOR ALL!"

Well, normally when a girl with really weird hair, weird makeup, and wearing all black (comeplete with fingerless gloves and a cloak) hops onto a table, people stare. But when the psyco hollers something like "sporks for all", people can't help but stare.

Ducky, being the good Bartenderess taht she is, proceeded to pull the table out from under her.

"None of that!" Ducky said, whacking her over the head with her nifty staff.

Cobra proceeded to go off and sulk inthe corner.