Chapter Four: “A Grim Roommate”



BBoy waited and waited for them all to come back, but they never did. The owner finally kicked BBoy out for loitering. “Well, if I’m going to be stuck here, I might as well get a room to stay in. He walked across the street to a very large motel. He went inside, and walked up to the counter. A female lizard behind the counter was talking to a black-cloaked figure with a scythe in it’s hand. BBoy walked up and said, “Pardon me, I’d like a room.” “I’m sorry, we have no more rooms, unless you and this gentleman would like to share one. He’s willing. Are you?” BBoy thought, then said, “Yeah sure, what the heck?” So he paid for the room, and the two started off toward it. “So, what’s your name?” BBoy asked the cloaked figure. In an echoing voice, the figure replied, “The Grim Reaper.” BBoy suddenly felt like he’d been slapped across the face. He started sweating. “D-did you say, ‘Grim Reaper’???” It was the perfect looks and everything. “Yes.” The figure replied. “Gulp!” BBoy choked. They slowly continued on, and when the reached the door, they opened it and entered the room. “S-so do you k-kill people for a living?” BBoy asked. (Lol, kill for a living) “Yeah, I guess you could kinda say that.” He answered. “What do you mean?” BBoy looked at him. Suddenly the cloak was flung off, and there stood the biggest muscular rabbit BBoy’d ever seen. He was red with a long scar running down his right leg. “What the-?” “See? I’m Grim Reaper the World Champion Pro Rabbit Wrestler!!! Ever seen me before?” “N-no.” BBoy was shocked, but slightly relieved that he didn’t have to share a room with the REAL Grim Reaper. “Maybe you’ll recognize some wrestling moves I invented. Like the Carrot Smash!” The giant rabbit ran up to BBoy, lifted him off the ground upside-down, and then slammed him back down on his head. BBoy was quite dazed, and quite in pain. “Ouch…” He said. “Don’t know that one, huh? Well, how ‘bout the Reaper Weeper???” The rabbit grabbed BBoy, lifted him above his head, then did a half back flip, landing on BBoy. “Ooawf!!!” BBoy was sure he heard a couple hundred things in his body crack. “Aaaaaahhhhh…..” BBoy whimpered in pain, but before he could say he’d had enough, Grim snatched him up again, and said, “What about the Grim Grip of Death?” He put BBoy’s head to his stomach, and then squeezed his arms shut. BBoy thought he heard his neck snap, and his skull crack. With a quick movement to stay alive, BBoy barely escaped the rabbit’s arms, grabbed his electrical sword, and pointing it at the rabbit, said, “Stand back!!!” “Hang on, I’ve got one more move!” The rabbit said, and then faster than BBoy could resist, he pushed the sword aside, and grabbed him. “Everybody has surely seen the Reaper Cannon!” He took BBoy’s feet, and then swung him around and around. Finally he let go, and BBoy was flung through the sliding glass door, over the balcony, and into the outdoor swimming pool, two floors down. SPLASH!!! BBoy painfully swam to the edge of it, and then crawled out and lay on the cement. “Oooooohh…” He groaned. “I don’t think I ever been in such pain. He felt something sticky underneath his back. He turned over to find that he had just lain in a blob of ice cream, which someone had spilled. He also found that he was now covered in ants, which earlier were eating the ice cream until he came along. Now they were eating him. “YIPES!!!” He jumped to his feet, slipped in the ice cream, and fell back into the pool.





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