Kovu aimlessly wanders through the immense throng of Taverners. It's been, what, three days, since all this rot started and he's rather tired, so, since he can't leave(due to the fact that ANTI-TUBBS came again when no one was looking and covered the Tavern in bricks again) he finds the closet and falls in.

"Ow!" Someone shouts.

"Hey, this is a one rabbit closet!" Kovu snapps.

"I was here first!" It's apparently Gen.

Kovu sticks his head out tha' door and reads the sign.

"Aww, yousa lonely? I've got just the thing."

Kovu signals Beauman and he uses his ultra spiffy amount of technology and turns part of the Tavern into the Jerry Springer show...

"Today," Beauman hostifies, as people take seats,

"We have a lonely person who uh...found his way inside the tavern and want's to join in the fun or something like that, anyone with a similair problem?"

Tanpopo, Sakura, Tubbs, Timothy, Velkasha, that general person, raises there hand.

"I do!"

"Well c'mon down!"



As the show continues on(someone continue it, or not, whatever)Kovu creeps behind into the SSB thingy and steals(hah, what else would he be doing?) the nintendo and the game and the controllers and the mini-tv for

good measure.

Shigeru Miyamoto walks up,

"Hey, whatever yer name is, you've got something in you're back (he's ofcourse, referring to the hump caused by the nintendo crap)

"Huh? Wha? No, no."

"But it's right there," Shigeru Mitamoto reaches to feel it, prehaps suspecting something, prehaps not(hey, using parentheses is fun!)

"Ah, no, no, better not,, uh, contagious, y'know..."

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Lol, but serious Gen(in refrence to the sign thingy, wee, I love parens) if you just post like everyone else and not try to take over the story(meaning, if someone posts something contradictory, you just have to go with it, more paren action)

and that should work.