well, because of much bugging by a certain person i won't name *cough* GenEx *cough* *cough*, i guess i shall post right now...

but remember... the certain person i was speaking of is like a Klingon! he just Klings on to ya, tellin' ya to post! *cough*.... anyhow... i guess i'll post now, against my own will...

*mutters sumtin like no wonder GenEX is friendless*

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*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, seeing all of the chaos going on, decided to host another cannibal feud*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Ladies and Gentlebunnies, Lil' wabbits and other stuff... i present to u...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ cues for the DJ to start playing the theme music*

(if i could get the friggen mod maker thingie to work, i'd track it, cause i got an idea of how it would sound...)

*the crowd stopped everything they were doing and started cheering*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: CANNIBAL FEUD!!!

*many people gathered around the arena*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: and today, our victim shall be...

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ pulls a rabbit outta the audience, then unzipping it's costume, to reveal a turtle*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: This TURTLE! wat's ur name, son?

Turtle: Erm... er... Willy Swampton...

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: well, Willy, welcome to cannibal feud!

Willy: i thought cannibals were people who ate thier own kind...

*the audience then stopped cheering, baffled by theses new words*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm... *smacks the turtle pn the back of the head, knocking him out* oops, sorry... well, y'know how turtles are, right? now who wants to be a contestant?!?!?!

*the crowd started cheering, but BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ noticed some wabbit jumping up and down on some wabbits heads, holding up his hand*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oi! u! the phunny looking wabbit! come on down!

*the wabbit comes on down, and another wabbit from the CF staff hands him a cue card*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: welcome, GenEX, to CANNIBAL FEUD!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then starts reading the cue card, written in very bad hand writing*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: erm, according to this Cue card here, ur supposodly strong, quick, smart, brave, confident, courageous, zealous, and... erm... did u write this?

GenEX: heh... Yes

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: it also says ur single, u like quiet walks on the beach, Donating to charities, eating Bon Bons, and that ur in love with a girl named Ducky...

*GenEX grabbed the mike from BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's hand*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: HEY!

GenEX: i'd like to donate this fight to my one true love, Ducky!!! Ducky, i shall always forever love u... so... i wrote this poem!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ takes the mike away from GenEX*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: *cough* Right... so anyhow! LETS GET THIS GAME STARTED!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ apparates to his podium*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: on ur mark... get set... go!

*GenEX rushed at the Turtle, while the now just awakening turtle scampered away*

Turtle: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

GenEX: come here...

*GenEX then jumps into the air, then stomps on top of the Turtle*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: wait a second folks, it could be...

*GenEX the stands the turtle up, and then uppercuts him*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: YES! IT IS! GenEX is using OLD SKOOL!!!

*the crowd cheers*

*GenEX then faced the audience, bowing and holding up his hands, and then blowing kisses to Ducky, as the turtle plummeted to the ground behind him*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: it looks like GenEX may have won...

*then ,the turtle got up, and threw his rather cumbersome shell at GenEX's back, knocking GenEX into the audience*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oh... that had to hurt...

*GenEX got up back on the arena, and with one large bit, ate the whole turtles whole*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: well... there goes the turtle... no leftovers for the audience though

*the audience was kind off sadenend by this news, but accepted it and cheered anyway*

*GenEX jumped off the arena platform, going to Ducky*

GenEX: Shall u take me, my sweet?

Ducky: eww... no way...

*ducky runs away*

*GenEX started to get a tear in his eye*

*then, again, GenEX started chasing Ducky, and the wackiness of the tavern resumed*

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GenEX, don't bug me like that again!