I guess I'll post it.



GenEX:"And now, Duck, be amazed, as I do a very dangerous feat to only come out of it unscathed! Watch me, and don't go anywhere.

GenEX reached into a pocket that he had somewhere and pulled out a small box. He set it on the floor, and it started to expand to a larger size. He seated himself on a platform and pulled a lever and it zoomed WAY WAY WAY up high, through the Tavern's roof.

GenEX:*grabbing a megaphone*Now don't go anywhere, I'll be with ya in a minute.

Ducky looked disgusted.

GenEX then dove headfirst off the board.

GenEX:*still holding megaphone*Now then, I'm not going to dive into a tank of water, nor bucket, nor glass, nor even droplet! I will simply dive right down thru the roof!

And he fell, fell, fell...

*crash*

He fell thru the roof!

*crash!*

He fell thru the wooden floor!

*SMASH!!!*

He hit his head on the hard pavement below!

GenEX:*mumbling unconsiuosly*And that, my friend, prove that mods are evil...

GenEX then snapped out of it.

GenEXwwwwww... my head hurts... what happened? Did I just jump thru the roof?

Ducky: Yes you did, you dope.

GenEX:Er... why did I do that? I'll be up with ya in a second, guys.

*runs up stairs*

GenEX:I'm back!

Ducky: Goody, now I'm gonna be running like the Carrotanapolis 500.

GenEX:Say WHAT? I don't recall seeing you do anything since I fell off that coconut I was balancing on.

Battyh yeah, he's normal*hic*.

Ducky:FINALLY! AS IF I WANTED TO BE CHASED BY DOME LOVESICK MANIAC FOREVER! I GOTTA SAY, HE'S ABSO- YYYYYYEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ducky jumped up in the air and made another hole. GenEX jumped thru to see what happened.

GenEX:An arrow? With a heart shape? Wha- uh oh, this is bad...

Ducky:*springs up*Hello, babe.

GenEXELP ME!!!

GenEX bolted up the stairs, Ducky following him like a shadow.



The tables have turned. And one of the tables conked Ducky's cranium too hard.