Ducky swished around. "That was my FAVORITE table!!!! My cherry table with the expensive finish! The one Blackie and Kove and Kiki and everyone was murdered at a long time ago! The one all those great games of Mafia and strip poker and Spoon were played at! The one I had ordered specially when I first came so I could be a regular!!" So this was a true calamity. There was now a dent in the table. She's hired someone to take the bloodstains off, but a dent...anyway, back to the story.



Um.



Kinda lost my train of thought there. Whats supposed to be happening? Oh.

Ducky chased Gen who ran frantically out the door. "No! Thats the worng WAY! We're going over THERE to get tatoos! Black did a long time ago, or tried to, but hey WAIT! If you don't want THAT, we could get our lips peirced!!!"

Beau peered around the door to find Psycho moistening his feathery arrows from a bottle marked "#9". "YOU!" He yelled. Psycho looked up. "Me?" he said mildly. In the unsueing scuffle the bottle tipped, the ink-resembling liquid sloshed around the Tavern. "Oh whoa, wait, mmmff, STOP!!" Beau paused in mid-swing, and Psycho scrambled to recork the bottle, but already strange looks were beginning to transform the usually expressionless features of the bunnies. Cobra and Slay seemed to be having second thoughts about their divorce, and BlackSheep and Rumbo seemed to be noticing each other for the first time.

Outside, near the body piercing shop, a scruffy looking lady peered out at Gen and Ducky who were in a battle over the tattoos. "Hey, we close in five minutes, honey, so ya better come on in." "SEE?!" Ducky bounded into the shop energetically, dragging Gen behind her.

Kovu peered around at the people in the Tavern and shrugged, looked at Kiku. "Wanna dance?" Good thing Pizzie never came to the Tavern. FreeLance and some girl bunny with crimped hair were hovering by the jukebox, and Beau discoed alone, seeing as most everyone had been taken. Lagune noticed Tyffie at this point. "Tyf!" He seized her paws and yanked her out of the State of Depression she was wallowing in.



Meanwhile some very deep waters were flowing around outside the Tavern. It because dislodged from it's foundation, and as the tattoo people were about to peirce the bouncing Ducky's skin it floated by. "Gen! She yelped. "My Tav! Here, get in the umbrella!" The noisy dancing tavern swirled away on the current and Ducky flung some coins at the lady in the shop and rushed out the door with Gen, and shoved him into her transparent umbrella with green frogs embossed on it. They careened wildy down the hill after the Tavern.



I'm stuck in an umbrelly with HIM??



Um..we need a new plot, desperately.

`Ducks