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Hareoic

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Aug 10, 2001, 04:50 PM
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Okay, "Duckt".



Ducky: I'd never have thought that I would be so lucky to be with you... alone...

GenEX:Uhhhh... that's great... now if you didn't notice, we're probably going to drown if this flooding doesn't stop. So I think you should let me think of something to do to SAVE OUR LIVES!

Ducky: Oh, how thoughtful, you're concerned about me too?

GenEX:..... Just... let me do this first.

GenEX held out his arms and chanted something.

GenEX:........ HEY!

Ducky: You don't need to say anything, I know a hug when I see one, sweety.

GenEX:I WAS TRYING TO SUMMON MY POWERS TO STOP THIS FLOOD!

Ducky: Okie, honey, I'll be waiting.

GenEX:*held out his arms again and silently chanted*................Power of fire,

wind,

and earth,

sent this flood back to its birth.

AS if it had ears, the flood rushed back to the lake and sealed itself up again.

Ducky:My hero! You actually wrote a poem, didn't you?

GenEX:Errrrrr... it's a rewriting.

Ducky:Great! I liked it!

GenEX: C'mon, back to the Tavern.

Ducky:Anything for you, sweety.

GenEX:Call me GenEX, not sweety, not Gen, GenEX.

Duckykie, Honey, I mean GenEX.



When theyarrived back in the Tavern, things were out of hand. It was full of rabbits who loved eachother like crazy.

GenEXmmmmmmmm... Beauman may beat me to this... I'd better do this fast.

GenEX:*grabs a box* Get your misseltoe(sp?) here! Get your misseltoe here! Nobody can pass up a kiss when you're under the misseltoe! Only 10.00 cc apeice!

Rabbits rampaged over, leaving Ducky in the dust.

After a few minutes, the line was down to one person.

Ducky:GenEX, could I have two of those?

GenEX:*sigh* I can't pass it up. To refuse somebody isn't right.

He handed some to the Duck and she handed him some change.

GenEX:Now, to put this in the right place.

GenEX then dumped it in the Sav The Dukkey Fund(with those backwards ks) box.

Ducky:Wow! What a hare! He's so generous!

Ducky grabbed the misseltoe and held it above her head.

GenEX:Uh oh... *sigh* I sold them, I can't take back my word...

*smmmmmmooooooooooooch!*

GenEX:Errrrrr... uhhhhhh... thank you.

Ducky: You're very welcome, darlin', er GenEX.

GenEX forced a smile.



Oh no Ducky, the suffering hasn't even begun yet!
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