Hehe. I naturally have had, say, MILLIONS of ideas for a story after my... er... how long was it since I made a story? Well, anyway...

A young rabbit was collecting carrots from the family carrot patch. He was enjoying the warm weather and sun, when he dropped a carrot. It was immediately taken by a colony of ants.

"Hey! Where are you going with my carrot?" he shouted. Of course, he knew where they were going - back to their hole. He felt like an adventure. "I'll get that carrot, or my name isn't KRSplat!"

He ran after them, probably squishing a few. But they went underground. Little did they know that the carrot was much too big for their hole, so they gave up, and left the carrot for KRSplat. He picked up. He noticed a strange little cottage.

'I'll inspect tomorrow,' he decided.

He went back to picking carrots.

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Have I lost my story-writing ability? :P