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Hareoic

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Aug 11, 2001, 05:58 PM
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Ummmmmm...



In the middle of all the coonfusion(which was always there), GenEX decided to make a large deposit of exactly 100 lbs. of gold into the box that read "SAV THE DUKKEY FUND!"(with backwards Ks). He didn't know why, but he felt he was going to deposit as much in here as possible. He had no clue what made him do it, but he knew it wasn't the backwards Ks. Maybe something that even the smartest psychic cannot defeat. Maybe it was who it was for that mattered...





Naw, he should've known better. It was because it was the only place to put all the gold he was always lugging around.



GenEX then thought he should do something for his friends.



GenEX called out, "Hey, Beauman, Ducky, come on over here. I got plenty to share."



Ducky was first in line, of course.



"What is it? You wanna propose marriage, GenEX?" asked Ducky.



GenEX replied,"I hate to dissapoint you, but that's not it. Now let Beaumon be first in line.



Beaumon came up and held out his paws.

GenEX told them, "Both of you, close your eyes. Ducky, you're gift will come next."

Ducky squealed with joy.



GenEX reached into a pocket that he had somewhere and brought out a box. He put it on B's paws and told him to open his eyes.

GenEX told him, "This box has a gold bar in it. Reopen it when you take it out, and there will be another one in there.

Beaumon was so happy he hugged GenEX. "OK, OK, calm down B, it's not that much."



Beaumon rushed back to his store and opened his vault and walked in there, opening and closing the box.



"Your turn, Duck."

Ducky eagerly held out her hands and GenEX reached into a pocket and took out a smaller box. He told himself that he would be embarassed if he did this, but he was feeling generous, so he gave it to Ducky and told her to open it. Ducky did so, and was overwhelmed. It was a hand-made golden ring with a large diamond. "I made it oe day, forgetting to make it a magic ring. I decided to keep it in that box until I found a use for it. This is for you."



Ducky was so thrilled, she tackled him and smothered him with kisses. GenEX was so surprised, his face turned red.

Ducky went dancing thru the tavern, forgetting where she was headed, and accidently went thru a door that said "DANGER DO NOT ENTER".

GenEX knew he was going to be the only rabbit able to do this and decided he better do it before he felt too scared of the consequenses. He ran thru the door and took out his blaster. Something evil was in here, and Ducky's carelessness had put both their lives in danger.



Quickly, he barricaded the door with his mind so only he could open/close it. It was time for him to shine.
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