*sigh* I guess I'll forget about it.
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GenEX slowly walked up on the Tavern's stage that just happened to exist. He grabbed a mike(y  ) and made an announcement.
"Ladies and gentlebunnies, I prensent to you a near-impossible feat. I will stand on one finger, on a coconut, while balancing a flaming torch on my tail.
The crowd cheered him as he got into place.
"Go ahead, time me, see how long I stay on."
Amazingly, he lasted for way way WAY more than 2 hours. The crowd alnost fell asleep.
"I think that's enough of that, I'll keep balancing, but I'll juggle 4 torches for a whole 5 minutes or I'll pay for your next drink.
Although it seemed impossible, he did it for 5 minutes without a problem.
He decided to balance himself on somebody's head with his pinky, but which person?
He did a EMMM (eeny-meeny-miny-mo) and ended balancing on Ducky. She hardly even knew he was doing it, because he was balancing on a flat tip of his finger.
Very weird indeed...
Continue please.
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But perhaps the most likely reason of all,
was that his bombs were simply two sizes too small
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