This one was written in 2 nights, with me putting very little time and effort into it. As you can see, it is mostly dialog, and you kind of have to read between the lines to interpet what is going on. It's probably a bit easier to read if you are a jj2 player with a lot of experience in 2vs2 ctf. The teams for the ctf game were Me and YOBOMAN on red, bobby and spotty on blue.

PART 2: YOBOMAN TRIES TO PLAY CTF

A day after the sudden end of yesterday’s duel, I submitted it to the JDC site. Of course, I had to get Yoboman to verify it. I found him a day after the duel, as he joined my server.

7:12 PM, IN SERVER “EVILMIKES EVIL SERVER”

EvilMike DM roasted SpottyDM
SpottyDM: Foo
Blue team scored a point
DizZy DM captured the flag
SpottyDM captured the flag
DizZy DM roasted SpottyDM
SpottyDM: foo
YOBOMAN joined the game
Blue team scored a point
YOBOMAN: EVIL MIKE!!!!!!!!
EvilMike DM: Oh, it’s you.
YOBOMAN: U LEFT MY DUEL I HATE U AND U WALLHAC
YOBOMAN: K

I finally found him. I attempted to explain to him how to verify a duel, and after about 10 minutes explaining how to, he finally understood a little. He asked me why he should verify several times, but finally agreed to do it.

YOBOMAN: K I ADDED THEH DUEL
EvilMike DM: You were supposed to verify it.
YOBOMAN: YA I DID THAT
YOBOMAN captured the flag
EvilMike DM: Uh, actually no.
EvilMike DM: It appears as if you added another duel.
YOBOMAN: LIER
YOBOMAN captured the flag
YOBOMAN captured the flag
YOBOMAN captured the flag
YOBOMAN captured the flag
YOBOMAN captured the flag
YOBOMAN captured the flag
YOBOMAN captured the flag
EvilMike DM: Verify my duel.
YOBOMAN captured the flag
YOBOMAN captured the flag
YOBOMAN captured the flag
YOBOMAN captured the flag
YOBOMAN captured the flag
DizZy DM roasted YOBOMAN
YOBOMAN: Y
EvilMike DM: Do it and you can duel me again.
YOBOMAN: FINE BT THIS TIME LET ME IWN
EvilMike DM: Whatever

So then I finally got the points for the duel. He didn’t get points, as it was his first duel in JDC. The inevitable attempted explanation of how the JDC system works was attempted by me, and climaxed with me screaming “YOU STUPID MORON READ THE INFO.PHP, IDIOT” several times. After things calmed down, DizZy, Spotty and me decided to organize a 2vs2 CTF game. Yoboman insisted that he would be a part of it, so we reluctantly agreed. I did say he could duel me again, although I didn’t really mean it…

7:40 PM, IN SERVER “SPOTTYS DUELORAMA”
EvilMike DM joined the game
DizZy DM joined the game
EvilMike DM: Hi
SpottyDM: Hu
SpottyDM: Hi*
YOBOMAN joined the game
DizZy DM: Hey
EvilMike DM: Oh yay, I got him on my team.
[EvilMike DM]: Play well or else.
YOBOMAN: K
[EvilMike DM]: I suggest you use teamchat.
YOBOMAN: K
SpottyDM: ?
SpottyDM: GEt ammo
[EvilMike DM]: I get flag first, ok
YOBOMAN: K
SpottyDM: Stop sayin k foo
[YOBOMAN]: K
DizZy DM: Ready
EvilMike DM: Yes.
SpottyDM: wait a sec
SpottyDM: ok rdy.

The countdown begun and we started playing. Spotty and DizZy decided to both go for my flag, leaving their base open. Spotty took a hit, but it got away with the flag. DizZy killed Yoboman, and a few seconds later I got their flag. The game was going ok for me being on the team of a newbie, at least up to the point where I died and lost the flag.

DizZy DM roasted EvilMike DM
Blue team scored a point
[EvilMike DM]: Let me get the flag
SpottyDM captured the flag
YOBOMAN: K
YOBOMAN captured the flag
YOBOMAN: WHAT DO I DO I GOT THE FLAG BUT HOW DO
YOBOMAN: I SCORE A POINT
EvilMike DM roasted SpottyDM
[EvilMike DM]: COME TO BASE YOU IDIOT
EvilMike DM roasted DizZy DM
[EvilMike DM]: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU HURRY
YOBOMAN: IT WONT LET ME SCORE
[EvilMike DM]: COME TO -OUR- BASE YOU FREAKING MORON
YOBOMAN: O
SpottyDM captured the flag
[EvilMike DM]: And use teamchat
[EvilMike DM]: aasdfgagfsdfhsgh
DizZy DM roasted YOBOMAN
Blue team scored a point
EvilMike DM captured the flag
SpottyDM roasted EvilMike DM
DizZy DM captured the flag
Blue team scored a point
YOBOMAN left the game
EvilMike DM: pause
SpottyDM: sadfasdgdfhfg
DizZy DM: Go to bases.
YOBOMAN joined the game

Yoboman got the idea that leaving red team and joining blue would help him win the game. So he did that.

DizZy DM: Go to red
EvilMike DM: Don’t change teams
YOBOMAN: Y
EvilMike DM: Its the ruels
YOBOMAN: BUT I WAN’T2 WIN
YOBOMAN captured the flag
Blue team scored a point
SpottyDM: fooish foo
EvilMike DM: (I hate having idiots on my team)
YOBOMAN: IM NOT ON UR TEAM U MOREON
YOBOMAN: I WIN
YOBOMAN: I WIN
YOBOMAN: I WIN
YOBOMAN: I WIN
YOBOMAN: I WIN
YOBOMAN: I WIN
YOBOMAN: I WIN
YOBOMAN: I WIN
YOBOMAN: I WIN
YOBOMAN was kicked off
DizZy DM: heh
EvilMike DM: What a dork.
EvilMike DM: Want to make this not count?
SpottyDM: No ;P
EvilMike DM: Too bad. This game doesn’t count.

FINAL SCORE OF DUEL: Draw


End of part 2