Following suit, the shots rained all through the aisles, the shock of which caused Baeauman to drop his nails everywhere and rejoin the rest of them, who were unfortunately all spreading out and running for cover. He met up with Ducky in the two by four aisle as boards tilted everywhere. "It's Kovu's eViL aRmY, trademark. He must really want us stopped." he said to her in a hurried way. "Or maybe dead," worried Ducky. However it appeared to them, as true as it was, that the army was shooting at the store, not their selves.
Pop naturally was out of his mind rushing all over and trying to put things together. The eViL aRmY was entering the store row by row, taking their time as there was no clear defensinve problems awaiting them. Boards and machinery were on fire all over and the sprinklers from the high and unceilinged roof had been turned on. Pop was near the brush trimmers, which were creating a large fire, so he ran to Ducky and Baeauman to sort things out while the rest of them hid. "What is honestly going on, you two? The whole place is already in ruins," he yelled at them. His stood dirtied and slightly wet before them looking very disorderly and worhty of shame. "Well this is Kovu's eViL aRmY, in fact, who have apparently come to destroy your store as a general mishap for the lot of us." answered Baeauman, Ducky consenting alongside him. "We need to rebuild our tavern, that's where we've lived for years somehow. Also it's a good plot device. As a villain Kovu is hellbent on stopping us with his what you might call array of tricks." concluded Baeauman.
"Would you mind stopping them?" Pop asked them as they began to move down the aisle, as the eViL aRmY was advancing and may have hit them accidently. "Only if you give us the materials for the three thousand," determined Baeauman. Ducky looked apalled, but understood. Pop also looked apalled. And for the record so did Kovu, upon hearing this, and decided to advance the operation.
"That is a dirty negociation, buster, but anything to save my store. Not that I think you can do that yet," discussed Pop, "but you seem convincing." Baeauman was happy for the moment and extracted his CHICKEN gun. Tyf caught this as she moved past the aisle and knew what was going on. She pulled out two fast automatic guns, and as necessary, the reaction continued with Speedy's range laser and all that trash. "If this worked against Blagagnga and his army, it should work here," explained Baeauman, and he braced himself and fired a huge 'chicken' blast the rammifications of which he didn't remember, until the nails and workbench filler shot past him. The eViL aRmY was recieving their new plan for faster destruction when the side of them was hit with the blast. Not wearing armor and being evil it did little, but the items from inside the store were uncomfortable. Speedy began to shoot at them but the majority of the eViL aRmY was now ordered to take the lot of them out, now that they were getting 'rambunctious'. Kovu had meant to have them use explosives now, but shifted his battle plan now that Baeauman and the others initiated a fight sequence.
One of the soldiers had been nailed with in fact a petroleum tank, which Slayer noticed as Kovu had a good laugh over the powerful eViL aRmY. "There must be more," pointed out Slayer, pointing at the tank. Simple enough, decided Kovu.
"You have anything indestructible in here?" asked the dirty bunny, in hopes of a shield. "No, all highly flammible, actually," answered Pop. What a downer. The aRmY as it would seem advanced now quickly past them and into the store shooting everywhere and knocking over whole shelves full of hardware. Pop moaned and groaned due to his intense discomfort and discouragement at his store being ruined. Soon enough that didn't matter, because the eViL aRmY had found the petroleum tanks and gas stores in the back. They were running out in their respective droves. They had set grenades, mines, time bombs, dynamite, further gasoline cans, and round cartoon bombs around the site and wanted not to stick around. "Eeep" voiced Ducky as she saw the array arrangement behind her. Pop should have passed out cold but what additional issues that would have caused. They ran out of the store shocked and distressed on many levels as the single level of store was ready to blow. "Looks like we made it out in time," said the irish one.
This was all true, and they may have made it out exactly just in time, but we'll leave that up to mr. next writer.

(Rocky)
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