even better, he's shooting everyone and chasing them around the arena, and they don't die, and he gets all angrified... for example:

YOBOMAN: WHY WONT YOU DI
YOBOMAN: E
EvilMike DM: This is a treasure hunt game.
Jack Flash (let's just pretend for a sec that I'm on the server ): you can't kill pplz in treasure hunt games
YOBOMAN: SHUT UP JACK FLAHS
EvilMike DM: He's right. You can only steal gems if you shoot people.
YOBOMAN: BUT YOUR NOT DIEING
EvilMike DM: That's what I just said.
EvilMike DM: You can't kill people in treasure hunt games.
(20 second pause)
YOBOMAN: THATS STUPID
Jack Flash: like certain people on this server
Jack Flash: lol
YOBOMAN: I SAID SHUT UP JACK FLASH
Jack Flash: SPOONY!
(10 second pause)
YOBOMAN: YOU STUPID RETAR
EvilMike DM: Uh, Jack, what's spoony mean?
YOBOMAN: D
Jack Flash: it's an inside joke. never mind.
YOBOMAN: YOU SUCK
(5 second pause)
Jack Flash: Mike, I'll leave the honours to you. Now, if you please...
EvilMike DM: Gladly.
YOBOMAN: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
YOBOMAN was kicked off the server
Jack Flash: much better. now where are j00?!

Mike decides to hide in a small room, hoarding his gems. Jack is searching everywhere else, and is slowly getting annoyed, to Mike's amusement.

Jack Flash: come out, come out, wherever j00 are!!

Mike decides to make a break for it just after Jack runs right across the top of the small room he is hiding in. Jack spins 180º and dashes after Mike. With all the running around, no one notices that YOBOMAN has reentered the server...

YOBOMAN: IM BACK
Jack Flash: oh god no...
EvilMike DM: hoo boy.
YOBOMAN: SHUT UP I KNOW HOW TO PLAY NOW
Jack Flash: m1k3, 73t'5 m4k3 4 7rUc3 f0r 4 wh1l3. 4t l34st un71l w3 c4n g3t r1d 0f c4pt41n b00z3h34d.
EvilMike DM: 0K.
YOBOMAN: WHAT THE
YOBOMAN: WHAT IS THAT
Jack Flash: omg, you don't understand l337 speak?
YOBOMAN: WHAT'S L337 MEAN
EvilMike DM: It's a code. L337 stands for Elite.
EvilMike DM: And since you're not in on the code, you're obviously not elite.
YOBOMAN: HEY SHUT UP EVILMIKE
Jack Flash: lol

Mike shows Jack a secret room, found by blasting at ordinary-looking wall blocks. The blocks slowly regenerate themselves, so by the time YOBOMAN passes by, he hasn't a clue where they went.

YOBOMAN: WHERE DID YOU GOI
YOBOMAN: GO
Jack Flash: j00 can't find me! lol
EvilMike DM: I think YOBOMAN is completely lost by now.
YOBOMAN: WHAT'S J00 MEAN
Jack Flash: *smek*
EvilMike DM: OBVIOUSLY not elite.
YOBOMAN: SHUT UP ALL OF OU

Mike and Jack take a secondary passage out of the secret room after tiring of taunting the hapless YOBOMAN. They begin to collect gems, and additional weaponry. At one point, YOBOMAN thinks he sees a renegade h fly by, and gives chase, but to no avail.

After a while, while Mike and Jack are waiting in the secret room for another opportunity to collect more gems, YOBOMAN runs by, and sees their names at the bottom of his screen. He immediately goes into a flaming rage.

YOBOMAN: FOUND YOU
YOBOMAN: HOW DID YOU GET DOWN THERE
YOBOMAN: CHEATERS
Jack Flash: we're speeeecial.
EvilMike DM: We're not cheaters. We're just elite.
YOBOMAN: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Jack Flash: yarr, i've had enought of this.

Jack blasts his way out of the secret room. Just as YOBOMAN lands a buttstomp to attempt to get to the secret room, Jack trains his gun on the Spaz-impersonator (!) and fires. Gems fly all over the place, and Jack runs hastily away, picking them up as he goes.

YOBOMAN: WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY GEMS, YOU STEALING MY GEMS
Jack Flash: yuppers!
YOBOMAN: CHEATER

Mike follows suit, blasting YOBOMAN, grabbing the flying gems, and making a quick getaway. YOBOMAN is now thoroughly ticked off.

YOBOMAN: YOU SUCK
EvilMike DM: WE suck? May I remind you that WE are not the ones losing many gems?
Jack Flash: lol
YOBOMAN: GIVE ME BACK MY GEMS
Jack Flash: What would happen if I said no thanks?
YOBOMAN: I'LL KILL YO
YOBOMAN: U
Jack Flash: Ooo, I'm scared.
EvilMike DM: Oh no, YOBOMAN's going to come get us!

Jack and Mike make a quick getaway as YOBOMAN struggles to keep up. At one point, he attempts to shoot the two, but Mike times a buttstomp to invincify himself against the blasts. What's more, the buttstomp scores a direct hit on YOBOMAN's head, causing him to drop even more gems.

YOBOMAN: I HATE YOU
EvilMike DM: You're very generous with your gems.
Jack Flash: Poor you. *rolls eyes*
YOBOMAN: YOU BOTH SUCK AND YOU CHEAT AND EVILMIKE YOU WALLHAKC
EvilMike DM: Blah, blah, blah...
Jack Flash: lol
YOBOMAN: I'M LEAVINGH
Jack Flash: yay!
YOBOMAN has left the game
Jack Flash: well, that was entertaining.
EvilMike DM: Indeed.
Jack Flash: anyway, I g2g, I hear a sandwich calling me.
EvilMike DM: I never knew sandwiches could talk, let alone know your name.
Jack Flash: Funny.
EvilMike DM: OK, bye then.
Jack Flash: l8rz
Jack Flash has left the game
EvilMike wins

there. now I've saved Mike the trouble of writing part 3 of the adventures of yobo-dork.

btw, spoony is a word i invented when i was extremely bored. i think it was in my history class. no further explanation needed.

GO TO THE BASEMENT! GO THERE NOW, YOU DANCING FOOLS! *is hit by various objects*

Derby: Filter bypass removal. Read the JCF terms of agreement before posting again. You get a warning for this.