Chapter 7-Holidayous
"I hate snow," Claw complained. Ducky rolled her eyes. "I know Claw, you've said it a
million times already. It's not a favorite of mine, either, but you DO want to catch Kroys,
don't you?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, but why do we have to be captured? It's not like Kroys is
gonna LIKE us or anything." Ducky sighed. She'd already explained it several times, but
Claw still wasn't in favor of the plan. KRSplat saved her. "Look, Claw, we gotta get IN to
the mother ship before we can get at Kroys. Otherwise we're like a bug on a windshield:
we haven't got a chance." Copper snorted. "Well, I wouldn't have put it THAT way, but
you have a point," she choked back laughter. "Bug on a windshield, indeed. Where'dja
hear THAT one, may I ask?" KRSplat shrugged. Ducky rolled her eyes, exasperated.
"Claw, you and Copper stand the best chance, so maybe you should go for Kroys. Ka-"
"IwannagotooIwannagotooIwannagotoo!" Grath and Shinyso were chanting. Wild Angel
arched her eyebrows at the pair, and laughed when Shinyso started jumping up and
down in frustration. "Hey," Coppertop suddenly said, "Try figuring this out. How many
pears in a dozen pair, six or twelve?" Immediately the two rabbits sat and began figuring.
"Uh, six," Grath offered. Copper grinned. "Then I wouldn't ask you to buy pears," she
replied. Shinyso did more figuring. "Then twelve!" Copper's eyes twinkled. "Twelve pairs
of pears? You're sure?" Shinyso nodded. "But that's twenty-four pears," she laughed.
Grath looked perplexed. "Then I'm stumped," he wondered. Suddenly Shinyso stared at
Copper. Then he threw back his head and laughed. "Hah! You couldn't figure it out
either!" Copper looked astonished. "How did you know?" she asked. Shinyso grinned. "Im
a psychic, I can read other people's minds," he grinned. Then he jumped up. "Claw. Is
that the Deep Spacer thingy you were talking about?" Claw looked up in surprise. "Well, I
think we have company," he said. Warships fell from the mother ship, zinging towards
the planet. As they had arranged,the friends acted as if they weren't expecting the
attack, and they fled. Claw and Copper had simply disappeared with the sword Shale's
help, and they followed thier freinds also. "How's Copper going to open the command
room door," Grath gasped. KRSplat answered. "She's got a *gasp* key amulet *gasp*
that allows her to open any door," he shouted. Abruptly the ground seemed to explode
beneath their feet, and all was merciful, merciful blackness.
KRSplat opened his eyes to see bars. He closed his eyes again, than realized that he
was probably ontop of everyone else. He sat up, and saw Copper talking quietly to Claw.
He blinked in surprise. "Hey Copper, did you get blown up too," he asked. Copper
laughed. "No, they didn't find us. We snuck on board ourselves," she explained. "I was
just about to open the doors and let everyone out when you woke up." Beneath him
someone groaned, and he didn't blame them. He jumped off of the pile, and Blacksheep
gratefully followed. As if that signaled a mass wake-up, everyone began sitting up until
the tangle of bodies separated into separate, recognizable rabbits (and other). Grath
rubbed the lump on his head ruefully. "I feel like I got bombed," he said apologetically.
Shinyso rolled his eyes. "Ha ha, very funny," he grumbled. "Ouch. What am I sitting on, a
spike?" "No, just my head," Kazooie mumbled. "Gerroff, you lump of concrete!" Shinyso,
wearing a very injured expression, stood carefully up and glared at Kazooie. "That spike
was my beak," Kazooie growled. Shinyso shrugged apologetically and moved towards the
door just as it swung open and Copper stepped back. Then she moved to each cage and
opened it, until she had a veritable army behind her, armed to the teeth from knocked
out and destroyed guards. "OK, you guys go free the other rabbits and my group will
take Kroys. Get to it!" The freed prisoners willingly began systematically demolishing
guards and opening cages. Claw, who had been on the Deep Spacer before, moved
swiftly through the halls to the front of the ship. Copper shrugged and followed.
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