Well, here's basically what happened since BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, Speedy, Tyf, Propulsion, Gurgi, the rabbit with an irish accent, and the rabbit who would later be known as the muddy rabbit came down to Carrotus in the Plotline Hotline spaceship from the unknown planet which would later be called Jimdrabia.
Gurgi, being a character from another story and thus dangerous to keep around, wandered into an interdimensional warp, putting him back where he belongs. The rest went off to where the War Tavern used to be, where they found that all the other 'Taverners had had their behavior changed to that of terran rabbits, even those who weren't rabbits, such as Batty Buddy. They managed to revive Ducky, however, using a dirty sandwhich, and the group set off in search of a Hardware store to give them materials to rebuild the 'Tavern, armed with 3,000 Carrotian Credits.
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ got seperated from the rest when Bob, the mystical voice, tackled him, but soon got loose and aquired an inflatable Limo' from a box of pickles, courtesy of Happy Puppy Pickle Co. He soon found the rest, however, and they drove around.
Kovu, who had been turned evil by GenEX's formerly evil kittens, now good cats from the powers of Admael, was watching this in his evil spaceship or whatever, along with some assistants. He and Slayer had recently gotten out of the circular hallway they had been stranded in to prevent them from trying to destroy the world while the plot was taking place on Jimdrabia. Kovu instructed General Genuflector to launch the Sharp Pin grenade, which punctured the inflatable Limo', which then shot off into the sky and looped around.
It crashed into ULTRA NURSE's extend-o-needle, and plummeted to the ground, safely. ULTRA NURSE then went away, and the 'Taverners continued. But Kovu's bomber planes dropped trillions of pickles on them, causing them all to slip into Mom and Pop's hardware store.
Pop, the only one there, welcomed them, but then Kovu's vast eViL aRmY came and blew up the place. The army then chased the 'Taverners and Pop all over until the good folks got cornered in a chasm, where they were captured. But a flaw in the laws of physics warped the eViL aRmY away, so the 'Taverners got away scot free, causing Kovu and Slayer to deploy the latest trap - Slayer's BOOBY TRAP hardware store.
Ducky and BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ went to scout around while the others camped for the night, and came across a hardware store selling all the materials needed for a Tavern of War for only 3,000 Carrotian Credits. Naturally, they took the store up on this, even though the owner was not present.
Kovu, naturally, got mad, as this hardware store they had found was inexplicably NOT Slayer's booby trap hardware store. So he turned into a sith, against Slayer's counseling, and went to confront the 'Taverners directly. But Slayer maced him over the head, and stored Kovu back in the evil spaceship or whatever, but did not follow.
Pop ran away and took over the hardware store, so the 'Taverners set off towards where the War Tavern used to be. However, half the materials were crushed by a landslide triggered by Slayer, so they dejectedly went in search of another hardware store. Kovu got mad at Slayer for doing this without his orders, so he detonated the two way radio inside Slayer's ear, causing Slayer to crumple to the ground.
This time, they actually did come upon the booby trap hardware store. They were just picking out anything when the eViL aRmY appeared out of the physics flaw warp, accidentally activating all the booby traps - exploding mousetraps. That hardware store also exploded, along with around half of the eViL aRmY, but the 'Taverners were now up to three quarters of the required materials, though broke.
They went to Fort Knix, where they planned to store what materials they had until they could get the remaining ones, but they couldn't make a deposit without first paying the cover charge. So BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ led them all to a place where they give you large amounts of money for taste testing pastry. They stayed there for a few days, before getting enough money to make the deposit. But Kovu showed up, along with General Genuflector, two other assistants, Vampyra Smurferama, and the Dutch Pastry Cook in the body of FrankenQuist's Monster. The remaining part of the eViL aRmY had been lost on the way to confront the 'Taverners. So they all fenced a bit, but Kovu's forces won.
Then Slayer showed up. He had been reformed from evil, and had brought along GenEX's formerly evil kittens, now goods cats by the powers of Admael. They dehypnotized Kovu. General Genuflector and the two miscellaneous assistants fled, FrankenQuist's Monster was turned back into Fquist, and Vampyra Smurferama was sent off to the Director Of Jurassic Park Something or Other Version 2, to be the star of a new movie.
The group then went to Fort Knix, and made the deposit, and with the remaining money, went off in search of one final hardware store..
SketCH came out of a black hole, merged with GenEX, who had reformed from his ways, and took control of GenEX's body and mind. He then reverted to GenEX's earlier type of action, and flew off through space to join the 'Taverners, though it would take him a few days to get there.
And Ducky, upon learning of her Cherry Table being left in the wrecked ship that looks like the Millenium Falcon back on Jimdrabia, decided that once the 'Tavern was rebuilt, they should go back to Jimdrabia and rescue the Cherry Table.
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