i'm feeling particularly godly today, so i think i'll take a crack at this...

Jack Flash and his good friend Firefox watched in amusement as Jack's younger sister Headcheese made a fool of herself, bashing away at older rabbits (and getting thwacked quite mercilessly herself) while trying to get at the elusive JJ3 demo. At one point, Jack saw Headcheese take a blow that knocked her across the room, but she got up unfazed, and charged back into the melée. Eventually, she disappeared into the middle. Jack leaned forward in his chair slightly, partly in anticipation, partly to see exactly what happened to his sister, when suddenly she flew out of the pile of rabbits quite fast. She landed and slid across a table, knocking it over, and ended up standing on her head against the wall. Jack and Firefox began to worry that she had been hurt somehow, but the little blue rabbit simply grinned, and said, "FOOBA!"

...woo!