Funny story. I rarely check the War Tavern expecting for half of these stories to be serious tales of battles and such between people/clans... Now I shall read... Wait... Yaboman? GWHAHAHAHAHA! And the phrase "Spoony"... Wait, you mean that wasn't part of the story? Darn.... *ignore my ranting, I do have a point* and then the... well anyway, nice job on the story. Reminds me of myself long ago... X-D Maybe you should have, "Part 4: Yaboman finishes his first "battle" level!" I could see it now...

Evilmike: What's this?
YABOMAN: OMG YOU'RE STUCK IN A WALL.
Evilmike: It seems this level is nothing but a big wall.
YABOMAN: OMG YOU CHEATED. I CAN'T SHOOT YOU!

And so forth... The possibilities are endles...
"Yaboman joins the JCF... *nightmare of the JJ2 Community*"
Or... "Yaboman discovers J2O" Wouldn't that be wonderful? Huh? Huh? Alright... I'll shut up now... I'm wired on caffine at 12:41 AM, waiting for Ragnarok Online to download... So pretty much, this is the only line that says something somewhat sane, and that is saying that you should ignore the previous statements, for they may scare, even harm the reader.