The path soon spooned forked into six different pathes, not counting the one the intrepidish intrepid travellers had intrepidly travelled on before. After sitting in wonder (a forked path is always a wonderous sight) for several hours, the six (how convinient) beings decided to each take one path, and whoever found the stones first was to go back home without telling any of the others. Fun.





Kovu, being the intrepidest of the intrepid travelling travellers, took the first path, which was known to lead to the very soul of the chicken mountains. Of course, some people said it just leads to a muddy puddle, but the former sounds so much cooler. Strolling along, with a minature portable bomb shelter slung over one shoulder, Kovu whistled "Fifty Six stones of odd quality in the War Tavern wall, Fifty Six odd quality stones...." for ages and ages. It really was lucky he was going it alone, as any travelling companions would have made him shut up. Proceeding in this fashion, the minutes flew by, and before long Kovu had reached a muddy puddle. La la la.





GenEX (Do you sense an order here?) naturally took the second path, for he was second (or less) in all things. It was a hobby of his. The second path he took, however, soon forked into three more directions. GenEX was highly puzzled, until he remembered that he could send his other selves on the other two pathes, while he took the second one. It was done, and done well. He felt a little lonely, but he did have the feeling of having accomplished something, however silly. It was with this feeling of silly accomplishment that GenEX happened upon an old man, sitting on a log, (No, not anyone you know) and wearing patched and tattered clothes. When he saw GenEX, he put out his hand and said "Please, kind sir, would you be so kind as to spare a crust of bread, and maybe some water? I have not eaten in days, and yout pack (Which he wasn't wearing before) looks so full!". So Gen kindly shared his food with the man, who in thanks told him where the stones were to be found. "In a large cavern, where water drips upward and the queen of Pahkamawk rules, the mystic stones of the legendary War Tavern are mined. Go there, and you shall find all that you seek."





Ducky took the last path, instead of the middle. (Just to be different, you know?) The last path was the most travelled of them all, and so was perfectly safe. Unless you count the insurance salesrabbits, telemarketers, used car distributers and Presidents, that is. After having several encounters with these inhabitants of the underworld, Ducky fled back to the fork and joined Cobra on the middle path, where she was about to embark.





Unknown, still singing scary songs (Twas silly and the icky toads

Did get kissed by Eva in the sage

All crazy were the JJ2 players

And Kovu claimed the page



Beware Mr. Continuity, my son!

The plots are kept, the typos are noticed!

Beware the woodchuck smelling bad, and gun

Down the really stupid plot!



He took his LFG in paw

Long time the confusion causing dude he sought

So rested he by the JCF

And blasted turtles in thought



And as this crazy song he wrote

Continuity, with plots kept the same

Came quietly through the fiction words

And wrote continuations as it came!



One, two! Cows moo! And big too doo

The LFG went bang bang bang!

He maimed the dude,and hurled him far

Then went ruining stories to his home overhang



And hast thou hurled Continuity to Tubelectric?

Come do stories harm my evil boy

Oh Stuff is Good! Wakeman is Biased!

He babbled in his joy



Twas silly and the icky toads

Did get kissed by Eva in the sage

All crazy were the JJ2 players

And Kovu claimed the page) walked along the most dangerous path of them all (I use too many parenthesis) not knowing of the tremulous terrors lurking, ready rip his head off if so much as one toe went off the path of life. It was here that the evil Arncecroc lived, and it was he who caused famous sites' updates to vanish off the path of Life and Hope. For Arncecroc was the scourge of all communitys, and a pretty good hacker too. But as I said, Unknown was unwary of Arncecroc and the other evils, and just walked along happily looking for pretty rocks, and singing scary songs. Just as he was about to run into the forest in order to keep the plot at least a little exciting, he came across a large hole in the "road". It was five feet wide, and went on for as far as he could see, which wasn't very far. (He was squinting.) Knowing he had no other choice, the rabbit whose name was not known except to those who knew his name cleared the five feet out of the way and deftly jumped into the hole in the ground. (And the green grass grew all around and around, and the green grass grew all around!)





Cobra and Ducky soon found a shopping mall along their way, and spent the rest of this continuation there.