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Kovu aka Alec

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Kovu aka Alec is doing well so far

Sep 7, 2001, 09:58 PM
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Kovu, still desepratley clinging to the stones, nesecarry for tavern building, was being dragged by his feet to THUGHEEADQUARTERS (tm and patent pending) where for Kovu certaintly awaited oblivion or atleast really irritablness.

"Gagh, this really isn't my day..."



"Thanks alot, Bob." Beauthing said as he handed some signed papers to the one and only, blue ghosty mystical voice, Bob. Bob, who had just minutes before been released from the infirmary for severe train trauma, decided to heck with what the other mystical voices thought, he was getting a cup of revenge from Kovu.

"Mwaha." Bob laughed as he drove his truck, filled to the brim with Tavern stones(tm and patent pending) infront of the wreckage of the Tavern.

"Okay, that'll be ten thousand big ones." Bob said, extending his hand. Beaudha paused, thinking, then scowled and using his FIIIISSSTT OFFFFFF IMMMMPEEENNNITTRRABBBLLLNEEESSS*, knocked Bob out of the truck and into the sky.

"Mwaha, and now I have the stones, mwaha, and now everyones attempts to get stones are futile, mwaha, mwaha, MWAHAHA!"



Bob landed, rather uncerimoniously in the dirt.

"Agg, that Beauman, I must KILL him, but first, a little mind war, mwahaha, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so I'll go save Kovu, wait, huh...oh, whatever."



Kovu was now deep in the bowels of THUGHEADQUARTERS(tm and patent pending) and a large group of thug surrounded him, preparing to steal his stones. Kovu sadly pulled out his only friend...a piece of corn.

"Well, this is the end, my only friend, the end...this is the end...my--***" Suddenly, in a puff of lactose, appeared a whole mob of mystical voices.

"Bob...and other people?" Kovu stood in amazement,"what are you doing here?"

"We are here to help you." The mystical voices said in bizarre unison and...then... everybody was Kung Fu fighting, do de de do del do, fast as lightning, do de de do del do**" And so, everyone was in a massive fight sequence grossing millions of bucks and blah blah, when suddenly, Bob pulled out...

"Corn juice blasters, mwaha." With thease, he shot down all the thugs, left in still, hard corn positions to consult a pixie. And, after a brief bit of thanks to Bob, Kovu took the rocks and a painting of wavy grass and escaped, back to the tavern****.



*Yes, I know the FIIIIIISSSSTTT OOOOOFFFFFF IMMMPPPENNNITRRRAAABBBLLLNESSSS is from CAAAAAAPPPPTTTTTIIIIAAAAAAANNNN AAAAMMMMMAZZZINNNNG(better known as Kazooie) but what the hay, I can create anything in a contiuation, so nyah.

**A song by Jim Morrison, if you knew that already, then here, have a cookie.

***A song by...someone, I dunno

****Thease little star thingies, and this whole continuation, where here to befuddle and confuse you into a state of blind rage so I could allow the chickens to take over, mwaha.



No matter what it says, I did NOT edit this, gahg, you think I"m lying? Infidels...



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