Pick me! Pick me!

Ill be "Chiefs" second in command.
I am kind of mentally slow, and always calm, maybe a little too calm. I am the kind of evil dude that has die- hard loyalty, unless someone else pays him more. He is really self centered. HE is a male, and protects himself(and kills good guys) with a blaster and he is a little bit of a dark jedi( he can choke PPL from long range and also has OK skillswith a lightsaber.) I'll wear anything I don't care what.