Que Passa!!!!
Sit baaaaack as now the show starts
Part twooooo of only two parts
But if this show does well you see,
I'm sure you'll know predictably
It won't be long until part three.
-Return of the killer tomatoes the sequel theme
Sorry about the time this took. After my birthday, I was in a mad whirl of trying to find the revamping of Aero the Acrobat for GBA. Needless to say, I finally found it, and it rocks- so a good amount of my time after was spent drill-attacking evil clowns, grabbing golden snitches, diving into tanks, and kicking Edger Ectors fat spoiled hinny. Good thing the story was almost finished or I would have never finished it.
Really BIG finalie, Really BIG chapter.
Brought to you in handy Imploade-O-Vision, That means this chapter comes in TWO PARTS!!!!
Accept no substitutes...
Listen to these reveiws:
"It's Imploaderific!!!"
-The Exploadable Rabbit Convention
"It's Imploadericious!!!"
-The amagamated union of demonic whatchamacallits
"Chought!!"
-Hudenboti(Pronounced Hood-and-bow-tie) the Cyturbaass
Chapter 10
Body by Wisconsin
"So... Eva... Are you all right?- Being a lifesize Cheese girl after all." asked Spaz, poking his finger into one of the eyes in Evas hair(Which no longer contained indevidual strands, but appeared to be a big wobbly mass on her head.).
"You mean other then the fact that I just swore off fondue for life?" Eva responded sniffing her arm suspiciously. "Hmmm..." said Spaz. "Seems like someone needs to stand alone for a while." "Naw, I'm ok, I guess. Just covered in holes."
Meanwhile, a few thousands of thousands of miles away, on the backwater planet Earth, a bunch of Swiss people burst into spontainious laughter for no apparent reason and shouted "Silly rabbit, they're called eyes." in swiss in unison. Most ordinary people looked at them kind of funny.
Back on Carrotus, Lori had her arm around a bawling Jazz, who was muttering something about how even Jerry Springer would not host a show titled 'Rabbits and the dairy products that love them'. "Don't worry, bro- I'm sure its only temperary." she said, patting him on the back in the most comorting way she knew how.
"You know." said Eva. "I do of see some kind of pattern- Jazz got affected mentally, and you and me got affected physically..." "What happened to sis?" Spaz asked. "She get turned into tofu or something?" Eva wispered into his ear. After a moment of shock, and a mental picture of his sister with thicker ears and a pig snout, the red rabbit rolled over on his back laughing. Lori glared darkly at him for a second, but desided just to ignore the noise.
"Well, It did effect me physically... But I think it also got me mentally as well."
"How so?"
"Er..." Lori looked kind of embarassed. "For my brief moment as an Aardvark, I guess I started thinking like one: I... Had a really BIG ravonnous craving for... chocolate covered... FIRE ANTS!" She gagged for a sec. "After I turned back to normal... the whole image of me shoving spicy insects down my throat seemed kinda disgusting." Spaz paused for a second to catch his breath, then started laughing even harder.
The sounds of Devans all scale alert warning brought everyone, even Jazz, back to there senses. "Oh yeah- we forgot about the whole escaping and stuff." Jazz said sheepishly. "Well, it doesn't look like that should be too hard." said Spaz heading for the door.
"Wait a second... NO!! SPAZ!!! DON'T!!!" Everyone else yelled...
Spaz opened the door... and saw a huge wobbly wall of jellybeans. Slamming the door before the whole thing toppled over on him he gasped and muttered "DID I MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT?!?!"
"Long story- lets just say this little rock of yours has been causing all sorts of chaos."
Jazz started looking around. "We're obviously not getting out through the door." He muttered. "Start looking for an alturnate exit before Devans goons get here!"
Suddenly... "Speak of the Devil." Eva said, pointing at the droves of baddies marching towards them.
The four of them reached for their guns, but before they could draw them, one of the faster swartzenguards grabbed Eva.
"EAT LEAD- RABBIT!" Said the evil turtle, and before either Eva or Jazz could react, he pointed his gun right at Eva's stomach, and pulled the trigger.
"OW! Now that hurt!" The P.O.ed royal rabbit said. Pulling back her fist, she grabbed the turtle, and one-punched him out of his shell, and into next week(You seem surprised that Eva has that kind of power... Need I remind you of her Mother?). "Man- the nerve of that guy... Hey- what are you all staring at?"
Everyone was looking at Eva. She appeard to be alright... Except for...
"OH JEEZE!!!"
...one small detail...
Eva calmed down a little from the shock. "You know- I don't know which is eerier: The fact that I'm still alive, or the fact that I've got a gapping hole melted in my midsection, and I'm still alive..." "Wow."Jazz muttered. "You could shove a basketball in that thing."
"Hmmm..." Eva said. "You know- this gives me an idea..." Grabbing her arm and streaching it, she looped it into a lariot and, swinging it like a cowgirl, threw it over the advancing army and hogtyed them with a flick of the wrist.
"WOW!! Just like Mr. Fantastic... Only female... and edible... so, more like Mrs... Edibly... Fantastic..." Spaz said.
Everyone looked at him strangly... Even Devans henchmen.
"Um... Nevermind." Spaz said smiling.
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"I must be the personification of the rage to live,
hit me, dunk me, insult me, I'll still hang in there...
...I wonder why..."
-Howard the Duck
Proud to be the 100th, 600th, 666th, and 1000th poster in the "Slime the Poster above you" thread...
Even though I had to cheat... Thank you, The Cheat.
(RIP William Hanna)
"I claim Page 4 in the name of my sexy female self."
-Radium.
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