Lol, Unknown. Nice story.

"Uhhh....what now?" Asked BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ. "Hello fella's." Came a voice behind them. The group turned. "Who are you?" BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ asked the person that stood in front of them. "My name's Burger. Trying to get past that wall?" "Yes." BBoy answered. "Do you know anything about it?" "Yes." Burger replied. "First of all, you all are not 1.23 Jazzers. You need to upgrade to Version 1.23 or 1.24 before you can pass. Also, the list servers have been down and very unstable the last few days. I'm trying to fix them. So if you're going to pass, you must first upgrade yourselves, and then let me fix the problem." "I hope we have enough time." Derby said. "Our Tavern needs pie." "Wait a minute!" BBoy exclaimed. "Why did we send Hesheit back!? He's the only one who knows about this, 'Pie Topic'!" "I think we'll be able to find it easily enough without him." Uknown said. "Now, Burger, how do we get upgraded?" "You must go to the FAQ section, and get the patch. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to work on the list servers." Burger said as he walked away. "Blast. We've gotta go somewhere else now. Anybody know where the FAQ section is?" Said BBoy. "I do." Fquist answered. "Just follow me."

The group walked on and finally got to a J2O warp. A screen next to it slowly looped through some places in J2O.com. Finally the words, FAQ came up. "Come on!" Fquist said, and the group jumped through the warp. They found themselves in a land full of question marks. "Wow! Hey, if we can do that...then why can't we simply warp to the misc section?" BBoy asked. "Because that's in the JCF. We haven't programed any JCF warps. Just J2O warps. Come on, the patch is this way." Fquist said, and they walked on. Finally they came a large.........patch. It was floating just above the ground. "Goodness. It's bigger than I thought!" DDay commented. "Everybody put your hands on it." Fquist said. The group did, and suddenly there was a flash. Once it left, they all looked at themselves. "I don't feel any different." Tyf said. "But you are. You're now a version 2.23 Jazzer." Fquist said. The group quickly ran back to the warp and waited until it said, 'return to where you came'. They all leaped through and found themselves back in the Technical Help Forum. Only now it was shaking and there was electricity everywhere. "What's going on!?" BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ yelled above the rumbling and zapping sounds. "I don't know" Fquist replied. "Lets try to find Burger!"