Que Passa!!!!

Now it's time to start the fun;
Here comes Chapter #1

Chapter 1
We got some catching up to do.

"Um... Your not still mad about that whole launching you into outer space thing are you?" Spaz said meekly.
"HEY MOM... It's Ok..." Eva said, trying to convince her mother to drop her husband. "Jazz took care of that whole problem..."

A short time later...

"... And after Devan changed back into his old self, Jazz caused the time machine to malfunction, and got the ring back." She then reached into her pocket and pulled out a jewelry case the size of a honeydew melon. Opening it, she revealed a diamond the size of her head. "And we got remarried just as soon as he got back.".
"Your remarried, huh... WAIT A SECOND!" She then lifted Jazz up to eye level. "You haven't had KIDS yet, have you?!?" "um... no?" "Good answer!" Jazz felt the great relief of his mother-in-law letting go of his neck... seconds before he felt the great pain of landing on the floor very hard. "Well, since Devan HAS been defeated- I guess, I owe you a bit of an appology." "Um... Yeah- Devan..." Jazz said nervous. While he HAD defeated Devan that time, the nerdy turtle didn't seem to know the meaning of the word 'Surrender'. He came back just as strong as last time, and the LAST time Queen Earlong found out that Carrotus was still threatened by Devan... well, Jazz was STILL trying to forget that little show of rage. If there was only some way to break it to her...
"Yeah!" Spaz said, without a second thought. "And if you think THAT was a great victory, you should have seen Bro when he defeated Devan last week- he was all like...>MMmmph<" His sister put her hand over his big fat mouth. "Ix-nay on the urtle-tay." said Lori through clenched teeth.
However, by the look on Queen Earlong face, the message had sunk in...
"Kid..." She said in mock sweetness to Jazz. "Could you do me a favor?" "Um... I guess..." "Get a dictionary."
Jazz ran off into the study and returned two seconds later with the requested book. "Look up 'Defeat'."
"Um... Defeat: v. 1) to conqure or overthrow." "Ok... Now that we have a clear definition, can you honestly use that word to currently describe Devan Shell?" Jazz shyly shook his head, then braced for impact...
"THEN WHY THE HECK NOT!?!??!?!?" Jazz's ears blew back at a speed that made him wonder why they didn't just snap off.
"Now hold on- wait a second..." Lori said, wanting to do something in defence of her big brother. "Did you ever think that maybe Devans a little tougher then he looks?" "HA. That poindexter? If I were the one holding the gun, Devan's head would be a decerative centerpiece by now." "Oh yeah? Well then where were YOU all those times he tried taking over this planet." "Look, whoever you are- I was in the hospital with a broken leg the week he kidnapped my daughter, and as for the other times I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH SUSPENDED IN THE COSMOS!"
Eva jumped in between them. "Um... I'm sure we're all just a little tired right now. What do you say we turn in and try to work this out like SENSIBLE rabbits in the morning?" Both combatents growled softly, but eventually nodded.

Later that night, Spaz was wandering the halls of the castle on his nightly trip to the kitchen for a midnight snack(and in totally unrelated news, a few OTHER rabbits went without breakfast the next morning /\/\ .). On his way back, he passed by Jazz's room... And noticed that the door was open. 'Hmm... Must have not been closed all the way.' he thought to himself. Closing it, he then headed back to his room...
He didn't notice a shadowy figure hiding in the corner... A figure holding a couple of very familure-looking items... The figure breathed a sigh of releaf, then crept down the hall to the front door...

The next morning found Spaz waiting for Lori to get out of the bathroom so he could use it. As he was waiting, he heard Jazz and Eva having a talk in their room.
"Eva- have you seen my bandana? I can't seem to find it." Spaz paused for a second. Jazz's bandana was his favorite(all be it, one of his only) article of clothing. He never took it off, except at night, and even then, it was always put at arms reach. Something was amiss with that...
"You probably just missplaced it, look around- it'll turn up." "Yeah, you maybe right." 'Hmm, false alarm.' thought Spaz, and he started to try to knock for the 3rd time to get Lori to hurry up.
"HEY, wait a second... My GUN'S gone TOO!!!"
Something in Spaz's brain clicked(And it wasn't the usual thing in his brain that clicks.) as he recalled the words Queen Earlong had said last night...

"... If I were the one holding the gun, Devan's head would be a decerative centerpiece by now..."

... He gulped audibly.
"Oh jeeze- she wouldn't-- Would she?"
Forgeting about the bathroom, he ran over to the queens bedroom...

She was gone.

Did she? Is she going to? Who should we be fearful for- Queen Earlong... Or Devan? Naw, not Devan- he's a jerk and deserves whatever he gets.
To be continued...