Mwaahhaha... i hath returned... who knows for how long tho, i got kinda a job now... so we shall see, heh. Yet again, i must kinda operate limitedly, even i BACK READ THE WHOLE DANG STUFF I MISSED [thorughly too] (yes, i'm the only idiot who does that around here ), it's just i need to re-re-re-re-re-re- get into the swing of things.... *pops knuckles, as usual*

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Yes, they finally entered the Jazz Tournaments Section, which was only 1 section from the Misc section (Lore Central being in-between), but then........

*ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmbleeeee*

"What the heck was that?" Tyf asked in a somewhat scared manner.
"No idea... yet it's very loud... and close..." Unknown conceded.
"Oh, that's just my stomach, hehe, need PIE!" Batty then replied haphazardly
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ groaned "Well if you didn't THROW OUT THAT BIG SLICE OF PIE THAT WAS IN YOUR BACKPACK, YOU WOULDN'T BE HUNGRY IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
Batty cowered away a little, then shrugged it off.

The whole group seemed to be on edge, from lack of pie and ale.
They trecked through this section, which seemed to be war-torn, with burnt threads and flames, adding to the irritating atmosphere.

Fquist moaned, as if in pain, unlike BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's annoyed groaning, for Fquist was an Admin, and was not used to such things as "Walking", and considered himself above such things.
*Fquist snapped his fingers, summoning the moving bot over to him, which he sat on it as it walked for him*

Ducky looked in envy, and then asked "Why do you get to ride the Moving Bot there? you should walk like the REST of us!"
Fquist replied rather annoyed "Cause i can, because I am All Powerful Fquist!"
"No, You should walk like the rest of US!"
"No, insolent Moderator, i shall NOT!"
A twisted unusual face now stretched upon the both of them.
Ducky then yelled angrilly "Then i shall DUEL you for the Moving Bot!"
"Then so be it!" Fquist replied
Haze then jumped inbetween them, holding them from eachother
"Why are you two FIGHTING like this?!?!? This will get us no where! Just let Fquist use his Bot!"
Cobra then stepped in, taking the side of Ducky "What do you mean let him use the Bot?!?!!? it's clearly unfair! Ducky is right!"
"It is FAIR, of course it is! It's HIS!"
Then the same wretched faces of Ducky and Fquist bestowed upon Cobra's and Haze's faces.
"Oh ya? WELL HOW ABOUT I'LL DUEL YOU FOR WHO'S RIGHT!" which caused Cobra to pull out her old blaster
Haze yelled "FINE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY!" Then haze pulled out his blaster...
Soon the Taverners were taking sides, challenging eachother to duels and started firing, kicking, punching, spam-throwing, and using various weapons of destruction on eachother.
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then pondered before jumping in... "something isn't right here..."
Unknown then intervened "How is something not right?"
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ replied "Well, why is everyone fighting? i mean, we don't usually fight like this, do we?"
"No, we usually don't except maybe you glowering at people's mistakes"
"What do u mean "Glowering at people's mistakes"? I NEVER DO SUCH THINGS!"
"DUELS CAN ONLY DECIDE SUCH THINGS!"
"Ya you do, ALL THE TIME! it's one of your CHARACTER FLAWS!"
Then the angry look that Fquist had that went up Ducky that went up Cobra that went up Haze that is now going to be upon BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ that will then be on Unknown which is happening at this very moment, now stuck unto BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ's and Unkown's faces, causing them to lunge at eachother, struggling for eachothers necks.
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Die... Piggy... Swine....
Unknown: NEVER *CHOKE* until you admit *COUGH* your WRONG!
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: *CHOKE* *CHOKE *CHOKE* NO! YOU.... FIRST!

RockyR just then walked in on Unkown and BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ choking eachother, since everyone seems to get along with RockyR
asking inquistively, RockyR asked "Er... Why are you guys choking eachother like madrabbits?"
Unknown: Because *CHOKE* HE WON'T ADMIT HIS CHARACTER FLAWS!
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: NO, BECAUSE *COUGH* YOU WON'T STOP MAKING *CHOKE* FALSE ACCUSATIONS!
RockyR then shook his head and pulled out a bucket of freezing ice cold water, and spash BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ and Unknown down, causing them to restrain.
Unknown then recovered "What... Just happened?"
"I beleive.... we were... argueing... and then...i had my hands on your neck" BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ replied unsure of the passing events
RockyR then chirped in "Right.... and then you were choking eachother... yelling at eachother.... i believe you left that out..."
Unknown sat there, thinking...
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then bursted in "Y'know, i wonder.... This is the "Jazz Jackrabbit Tournaments" section... i believe it could somehow affect our thinking..."
Unknown then Nodded agreeingly
Just then...
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*
Unknown, RockyR, and BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ flew back after the explosive projectile detonated near them
Ducky: DIE FQUIST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
FQUIST: MOVING BOT! ATTACK!
Batty: PIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
So the battle ensued, rabbits killing eacother.
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: We really need to stop them
RockyR: Ya THINK?