Que Passa!!!!

Batty wolk up back in the war tavern. "Hey Batty, pull up a seat- we were just about ready to play Trivial persuit." Hesheit muttered. Batty grumbled to himself about dieing, then started to walk toward the bar. "Um... Batty, you look kind of different- new haircut?"
Batty started to reach into his backpack, to look for a mirror... but...
"Huh? My backpacks gone..." His eyes suddenly grew really big. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Wraping himself in his wings, Batty took off for the bathroom, and locked the door. Fquist looked worried, and knocked on the door. "Go away- I'm not decent..." was all Batty replied.

Meanwhile in Lori Central forum...
"Wow... I've never seen so much purple in my life..." Rocky said, looking arround. Everything was all purple... and very... LORI! There were pictures of Lori everywhere. Large statues of Lori... Lori drinking fountains. Needless to say, a lot of the taverners were boggled by the wonder of so much Lori in one space.

"Ah well..." Ducky said. "Compaired to the last two forums, this should be a breeze- I mean, what could possably go wrong in Lori Central?" She trailed off when she noticed everyone looking at her with fear in their eyes... well, they wern't looking at HER, so much as above her head...
"I shouldn't have said that shouldn't I?" everyone nodded. "There's something rediculously big, surprisingly evil-looking, and strangly out of place in the situation behind me isn't there?" Everyone nodded again.
Ducky turned arround...

A large sponge-like thing was behind her...