Welcome, welcome, one and one. I have prepared for all newbies totally unexperianced in the ways of the JCF new blood a list of things to do and not do.



If you want to be noticed:

Post a story in the War Tavern and take really long to post each chapter. (Kaven)

Be totally original. (Um...)

Post intelligent conversation with no weird stuff at all. (Well, not anybunny in THIS message board)

Create a sub-plot for either "The Next Chapter of the War Tavern" or "um... War stories might be back?" and then put in someting that everybunny will talk about. (Unknown Rabbit)

Become a moderator.

Eat Tweety. (Try "My Rabbit Dances!")



If you want to be ignored:

Do absolutely nothing. (Any lurkers on this board)

See above. (Eye doctor test)

Ditto etc... (Can you figure out those words?)





A list of dos and don'ts:

DO eat Spam.

DON'T post a lot of pictures of pie, we've already got 2 members doing that.

DON'T post senseless topics like "Help me find my toilet" or "If ya smeeeeelll.... What the Ryu! Is! Cookin!" (Spelled wrong for your saftey)

DON'T be afraid to edit your messages.

DO have a cool signature.



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Read my "A musical story" in the War Tavern!



Eat Tweety!



Is there any fool who would challenge me to a motorized squirrel race?