Spazs past is vary hazy, just HOW did he get so crazy?
Que Passa!!!!
Gee, been a long time since I started a thread in the General Jazz 2 Talk forum... Anyway:
As the lot of you know, Spaz Jackrabbit is nuts- in a cute, lovable, modest way. However, there is no real story behind how he got that way. We all have our unproven theories, some of us have more then others.
Now is the time to bare them to the world... or at least the message board.
My theories:
1) Too much Television.
2) Side effect from his dopefish fiesco.
3) Dropped on his head at birth... down a flight of stairs... then sucked into a tornado...(This theory is in one of my war tavern stories)
4) The name did it to him- He acts crazy purely because his parents named him Spaz! Can you beleve the way the world would change if his folks desided to name him "George Jackrabbit"?
__________________
"I must be the personification of the rage to live,
hit me, dunk me, insult me, I'll still hang in there...
...I wonder why..."
-Howard the Duck
Proud to be the 100th, 600th, 666th, and 1000th poster in the "Slime the Poster above you" thread...
Even though I had to cheat... Thank you, The Cheat.
(RIP William Hanna)
"I claim Page 4 in the name of my sexy female self."
-Radium.
|