I can see it all now...



The year is 2083.



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Heeeeya! It's been 82 years since I was here! YEEEEEHAW! YIPEEEEE!

* ElectroPiZZa does a jig but falls over and breaks a few bones

SOOOO NYAAAAAA*cough* *cough* *hack* *cough*

Um... yeah. Now where's 'mah coffee?

Quantum physics lesson #828... *cough* Ow.

Hey everyone! I know it's been 82 years since I last updated ANYTHING... but don't worry, I'll update the poll results soon! I promise!

I own you. I own you. I ow-*falls over*

I'm lost. Even after 82 years!

Now, honey, no need to get angry.

Oh, shut up, iCeD, and wash the dishes.

Okay, dear.

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hey yo

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l33t. l33t. l33t. l33t. l33t. l33t. l33t. l33t.

SPAM! MONTY PYTHON! SPAM! SPAM! BoX! NARF! INSANITY! NARF NARF NARF!

Looks like you drank too much caffeine again, 'eh?

Yo, ho, the dairy-O. As we sail upon the river and we all are gettin' a' shiver and we sail upon the days of the zoo... er... I really don't know what I'm saying today. Heh.

SHADDUP!

MWAAAAAAHAHAHA! I'M STILL EVIL AFTER 82 YEARS!

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HEEEEEY KIDDDIES! =D HAAAAS ANYONE HEARD THE NEW LATEST ALBUM BY SKILLET? IT KICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111$(@!*$!@@!$!(*$ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAH!!!!!!&$#*$)!#*)^

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I'm iCeD. I'm iCeD. I'm iCeD. I'm iCeD. I'm iCeD.

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I'm iCeD.

Quit spamming.

No.

Yes, iced.

The name is iCeD.

OK, IcEd.

You too, electropizza.

What? I didn't do anything.

SHUT UP! YOU FOOLS! THE WHOLE LOT OF YA!

Go J2O! Go J2O! Go J2O! YEEEEAH!

GO J2O! Go J2O! Go J2O!

Shut up.

No.

We just upgraded J2O to PHP 151. It's faster than ever.

I'll say it is.

WOW! Hey guys, they just made Jazz Jackrabbit 3!

WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!11

They made Quake 6,753,252,358,237,523!

I just purchased Unreal 4,532,747,643,644,783,866,234,854,137,754,455,777, 666,699. It rocks.

That's a lotta numbers.

o_O

JAZZ RULES UNREAL AND QUAKE ANYDAY!!!!!1113194*!$*$(!*@$@$(*

No. I like blowing people to bits.

I also got the amazing Voodoo 991,991. The graphics are better than real life.

Back in the ol' days, we were lucky we had 32-bit vertex color shading!

How primitive.

Now listen here, 'sonny boy.

I'm not your "sonny boy".

Ah, who cares? Now listen here. We were even lucky that we had a simple game like PONG!

* iCeD faints

The GeForce 3's graphics are junk compared to what we have now.

GeForce 3? Yucky yucky yucky.

I just got a new 3D accelerator today.

3D accelerator? What's a 3D accelerator?

We have 914D accelerators now. It's beyond virtual reality.

uh-huh-huh-huh. Now listen here, 'bud. I'm not gonna-

Yep... nothing's changed in 82 years.