Que Passa!!!!



Chapter 1:

The fate of Die Fladermause



"Thats the last of them, boss." Said Devans lizard sidekick(By now, you must know,

I like Devan's lizard sidekick. If only he were on our side... ah well, maybe in another story.) ”Excellent. Now lets get ready with the mind control device…” Devan said. “Those rabbits’ll never know what hit them.

Meanwhile, At a local expencive resteraunt with a french name that I can’t pronounce:

“Eva… I’m not really good at this sorta thing…” Jazz said nervously. “But truth be told- being an interplanetory Super hero and all- I’ve met a whole lot of women over the years… but… none as breathtaking wonderful as you… What I’m trying to say is…>gulp< Willyoumarryme????”

“Bravo!!” said somebody washing his hands in the sink next to him. “She’s sure to go for THAT! Just make sure not to make that last sentence run together like that.” Sighing, Jazz finnished his talk with the bathroom mirror, and prepaired to face the real thing.

Anyway, back to Devans lab.

“There! That should be enough of a shot to mesmorize those rats with wings.”

However, just as Devan was opening the door to let the bats go about

their brainwashed task, He heard a weird squeeking noise...

One of the bats was in a corner of the cage. This bat, however, did not

look quite like the others- possably due to a genetic defect. Unlike

his fellows, who had dark purple fur- perfect as camoflaush, this one's

fur was a light brown, and glowing blood-red eyes, like the kind found on albinos.

He also look rather young, due to his short, blunt

fangs, and small size. He, appairently, had NOT been paying attention

to the brainwashing process, due to a large big screen TV that someone had

left far too close to the cage. The little bat had reached his wing through

the bars and accedentally push a button on the remote, turning it to (What else)

a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Not only that, but the bat seemed to understand the jokes,

and was making short little squeeking noises that resembled laughter.

"What the heck is THAT thing doing on. Turn it off! NOW!" Devan shouted. Looking up at the sound of the shouts, the little bat finaly took notice of his surroundings. With a fightened squeek, he tried to make a dash for the open door.

At the same time, a Swartzenguard made a dash for the bat. “Got ‘im, Mr. Shell.” The bats struggles were to no avail. The swartzenguard, having muscles on top of muscles, was just too strong for him. “Ya wanna try again with that mind control device?” Devan thought for a bit. “Nah! It’s gonna take at least a day to charge up the machine, and anyway, It’s not really savy to use it on only 1 single bat.” He said finally. “Besides, these things work in colonies- like ants and bees; one of them more or less doesn’t really matter.” Walking closer to the still shivering bat he added. “Besides, he might just make a good lab animal…”



Will I ever live through this story to tell about it? Will Jazz get his act together to pop Eva the ultimate question ANY male can pop a female? If he does, will she say ‘yes’? Are these retorical questions, as you already know full well that I’m alive and Jazz and Eva are happily married?