Que Passa!!!!



Watch, out... Cause here I come,

It's been a while, but I'm back in style, so

If, You... Feel like some fun,

Read this for action, and satisfaction.



Chapter 6:

The Thick Plottens... Or something like that...



"Kate, I'm getting a little tired of these lessons..." "I didn't plan on this kid." Said the mouse. "Just remember for next time: if it seems too quiet, it probably is."

"Next time? What next time? We've been captured and these pug uglies are taking us who-knows-where!!! Not only that, but our wings(and arms) are currently tied behind

our backs, and I'm personally on the verge of loosing control of my bowe..."

"SHUT UP!!!" shouted one of the turtles. He smacked the bat on the head with an oversized fist.

(Not his own fist, by the way, just one he found laying on the ground somewhere that he happened to

like...) "Ordinarily, we's just supposed to take cares of trespassers period, but in YOUS case, its gonna be a pleasure

just zipping ya lip perminently..." He then turned his head towards Kate. "Hmmm... Nice smokes

there Bucky." He said, grabbing her stoagy and shoving it into his own mouth. He puffed on it,

then blew the smoke in her face. "Won't be needn' it where YOUS going, though... Hahaha!!!"

Kate's ears drooped. "If I ever get out of this alive, I'm demanding a raise. At least OTHER

guardian angles get to be invisable..."



In Devans inner sanctum-

"Lets see here..." Devan said looking under his latest science project: an honest to goodness time machine. As it was, the project was currently under wraps and only

a selected few of his most trusted minions knew anything about it. Devan was not willing to take chances like last time, when his ego caused him to announce his

abduction of Princess Eva Earlong over a good section of the galixy, causeing a certain super hero to come play Space Ace.

Devan's time machine was in fact, almost completly ready... Just one major thing missing...

"How am I supposed to get enough power to this thing?" Devan mumbled. "The only thing powerful enough is one of those Diamondus gems."

Apon the mention of that planet, Devan mentally cringed. He had second to NO hope of ever setting foot on Diamondus again. After having

his minions hoplessly overpowered, Diamondus was currently rabbit territory, and the last thing he needed was a suicide mission. It was risky enough

just having a secret lab on the very planet he was trying so hard to conquer.

"Sometimes I wonder if it's all even worth it..." he sighed, and pull a book out from the inside of his shell.

'Aesops Fables'

"...To which I answer myself- 'Yes... Yes it is'"



"Wake up, kid..."

"Oh, there is honestly and truly no place like home... Aunty Em... Is that you!"

"Come'on, I'm all outta idea's and that jerk's smoking my only cigar. You gotta wake up and we gotta figure a way out of here."

"Where is here exactly." the bat calmly opened his eyes...

And noticed a bunch of guards holding a buch of guns.

"eep..." "I guess it wasn't exactly a good time to wake you, but I've tried everything from bribery, to making Grog break the ropes, to looking irrisistably cute."

"Huh... What do you mean, cute?" "Oh, you know." Suddenly Kate's pupals grew huge, her ears drooped, and she put on a goofy smile.

The whole effect was... well... irrisistaly cute.

Except to her student. "GAAAACK! You look like one of those chiuauah rat-dogs."

"See. I always told you you looked ridicules." One of Kates personallities spoke up. "All I have to say left is, I knew I'd win in the end..."

"Who was THAT personality?" "Oh, that's just Ally." Kate said. "Ally Katt. The only personality that hates me. That's why I need that cigar.

Ally can't stand the smell of tobacco." "You were a CAT in a past life?" "Yeah, she's my worst enemy. In fact, last time she took

over, she made me try to eat myself." "How..." "Don't ask. I don't want that moment to be the most recent memory in my head before I croak."

The guards grabbed their guns. "Any last request?"

The bat spoke up. "Yeah! How about untieing us, handing us a couple of your guns and holding still for about ten seconds? Hows THAT for a last request?"

"Um... Ok." One of the guards started walking towards him. His commander stopped him and hit him on the head with his gun handle.

"Darn... Almost worked too." Kate chuckled.

"Ready!"

"Um... What are the chances of devine intervention." "Too slim to matter."

"Aim!"

Because her hands were tied, Kate covered her eyes with her ears.(If you can't imagine that, I sure as heck can't describe it any better.)

"FIRE!!!"



(To be continued...)