To the tune of "Do Re Mi"

Jazz! A green bunny dude!

Spaz! Some guy who has birds for food!

Lori! A rabbit who never got detention!

Alpha Centauri! A planet without a mention!

Eva! A girl who is a princess rabbit!

Deva! n Is evil, Dagnabbit! (I needed a rhyme)

Carrot! If you see one you're in luck!

Parrot! Something that looks like Chuck!

Which brings us back to Jazz.