everyone post their own chapters no effort allowed please add your character

"Hey Jazz who should we go kill/save today?" said KRSplat while hunched over his computer at 4:35 PM in Carrotus. Splat was a dude-bunny with blue fur and carried a bright, sparkly orange gun, which shot purple acid raindrop bullets, along with virtually any other type of ammo that can be found around the universe. He wore a fitted yellow L.A.Lakers cap with holes for the ears.

"Dunno.. wait actually no.. Spaz is calling." King Jazz Jackrabbit answered his phone which spoke in Comic Sans.

"Hello Spaz"

"Hi Jazz we have some lizards to fight"

"OK Lets Go get em comeone Splat !"

to be continued