All of the sudden a trap door opened and out stepped a fruity, little rhinoceros.
"A round of ale for my friends, for we have much to celebrate."
He had just finished building a large hadron collider in the basement out of toothpicks and used tissues.
"Activate plot twist!!!" The large hardon collidor started humming, soon the world would be swallowed by a massive black hole...
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