Jack reentered the Tavern, this time with something relatively useful. He trundled in on his modified Tweezer-O-Matic, now with tank treads, so it was basically a mobile tweezer-turret. Little did anyone else know it doubled as a Super-Duper Ultramatic Nuclear Kill-Everything Ray (S-DUNKER for short), as tweezers are nigh on useless against tanks, even tweezers that tweeze at 1200 rpm. In any case, Jack looked to BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, whose jaw was sagging so profoundly in astonishment that he almost tripped over it.
"Does this qualify?"

Yay twice! My first semi-useful post! ^_^

If anyone else wants to use my S-DUNKER, go ahead... but ya hafta get me out of it first! GWAAAAR! *spins around, tweezing like a crazy insane psycho idiot*