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I approached the door, taking a quick peek behind the dome in case there was a hidden machine gun or something cool like that. Sadly, there wasn't. "Fooruman, Canoe, come stand on this," I ordered, standing next to the plate labeled "3". L33tz4n climbed out of the canoe as Fooruman rowed his way over to my position and onto the 3 plate. I got in the canoe with him, and over the wind could just barely hear the sound of spinning gears. "Everyone else, stand on the one labeled '4'."
Uberbob enthusiastically sprinted over to the plate. Fawriel, L33tz4n, and Araches hesitated. "Shur," Faw began, "it's... like half a meter wide." I scowled at him until he complied. The four of them piled themselves on the plate as best they could. The door made a slight clicking noise and shook, but didn't open.
Fooruman bent over the edge of the canoe and gave the metal plate a giant lick. "Miss Ken! This plate tastes of... RELATIVE EQUALITY!"
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