Heh, I've just thought of this crazy idea... Have the Golfball Spaz be a secret character. One of those "Highlight Jazz and press up 15 times and then the G key 7, then select Spaz and press down 8 times and the S key 3 then choose Spaz and go into the second episode. You'll hear some crazy guy yell out "FORE!" if you did it right. Now go back to the character select screen. Golfball Jazz should now be playable" kind of secrets. If I ever fully figure out Milkshape if that trial still works I might be able to help out, but not for long.