Shigeru Miyamoto sat all alonedness in the corner. He looked at all the couples, Kove and Ducky, Lance and Sheep, Pizzie and Kiku, and was lonely(I DON"T GIVE A HAM SANDWICH IF HE'S MARRIED IN REAL LIFE, THIS IS MAH REPLY).

"*Sigh,* ultra rich game maker is lonely." He said.

Beauman had just sold something for way to much to some poor fool and was passing by when he heard this.

"Oh no! El Shigeru is lonely!" And, as he always does, Beauda caused a puff of smoke

and theme music and appeared,

"THE ULTRA SPIFFY JAPANESE GAME MAKER MAN DATING SHOW!"

"Oh My God! What's going on!" Shigeru screamed, as he was strung up by his feet, dangling just above a pool of starved piranhas.

"This is the ULTRA SPIFFY JAPANESE GAME MAKER MAN DATING SHOW, or usjgmmds! Where, if you don't pick a good date, you take da' plunge and die!" Beauman informed him.

"NOOOOO!" Shigeru screamed.