"We all like adventures, pie, and fun stuff," you tell the robot.
"Quite interesting," it responds, ".000014% of the other people I have talked to also liked adventures, pie, and fun stuff."
"Also," you say, pointing towards Fooruman, "does he count as a pet?"
"I'm sorry," the robot says, "I've never heard of a pet called a 'does he count as a pet'. Please select from the following: Cat, dog, rodent, camel, horse, cow, kangaroo, rock, robot, possum, or lesser humanoid. :) :) :)"
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