Here's one by Melissa, a six-year-old:



Tubbs and Melissa jumped off the plane while it was taking off. "Hey, this is fun!" Tubbs said.



"That was dumb," complained Melissa, as she fell through the air. "You should stop falling off cliffs, hanging from trees, and jumping out windows. I have a bad feeling about this."



Yup. They both looked down and saw that they were going to fall through the roof of War Tavern.



"Yo!" shouted Kiku, who was standing on the ground. "Why don't you fall on Epic's building instead?"



"Sure!" replied Tubbs. "After I fall on War Tavern, we can start by going on the curb. Then we can hop on cars that pass by at high speeds."





Sounds stupid enough? I hope so!