I'm back!

What do you mean "currently" has a teleportation ward? Does this mean "it turns on and off whenever I feel like it"?
Could you fight Araches and gain magic skills in case of victory?
If L33tz4n is dead, does that mean Uberbob can do glitching on his own, or does he need another person who can glitch as well?
According to my map, we've been everywhere (except across the bridge). Is this right, or did I miss a link somewhere?
How long do human skeletons last if left out in the sun?
What are the book chains made of? Are/were there any loose chains/chain holders in the wagon?
Why does the photograph look like an ordinary drawing with "aged newspaper", "page", "page", "rotate" and some random light thing applied to it?
Is your shoulder still bleeding? Which one was/is it?
What species are the crabs?
Are enemy encounters "random" right now? I assume not, as the past enemies on Antifoo have seemed to be in areas completely devoted to the fight.
Speaking of lost spells, did Faw lose Mass Badhurt and Suxball from his Hit On The Head? Did he eat them?
How old was the brick wall? What was it held together by?
Do people get money at random intervals if you don't ask about it for long enough?
How come Araches has learnt more in her time with you than in the six years of Dark Arts?
Blackraptor banished Faw to a "far away land". Isn't Pandora's Island just a few miles away at most? Is this a as-of-yet unsolved mystery involving Faw's chaotic past and brain?

Oops. I have to go again.