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"Who is Blackraptor," you ask.
"Nobody is quite sure. All that is known is that he resides on the Isle of Darkness. And is evil," he replies.
"Who is Wafflelord?" you ask, hoping this person won't run away.
"Wafflelord is the evil king of thieves," he tells you, "a semi-robotic bandit that can move faster than a bullet and crush stone with his hands. His most powerful tool is his mind, though. Brain always wins over brawn."
"Where is Wafflelord's hideout?"
"Wafflelord has no hideout," Randomperson tells you, "he walks around and takes stuff. The police force is too weak to stop him, so nothing can be done."
"Who is the most important party member (other than Uberbob) to the storyline?"
"L33tz4n, then Jay or Araches. Shuri and Foo are really just helpers, and Fawriel is cannon fodder."
"Who is Xion?"
"There is no Xion." he replies.
"Can Jay self-destruct?" you ask.
"Not as far as I know," says Randomperson, "but he is essential to this part of the storyline, so don't blow him up."
"Plzthx" you tell the person, and he waves and leaves. He turns around and says "someone named Sear told me the answers to those questions before I got here. I didn't think anyone'd actually ask them."
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