BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Hey! I'm Gizmo! that popular wabbit who makes tight stuff! all hail Gizmo

*then as simply as he made the button, Batty Buddy redrew the button*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: oi! Batty! Turn us back! Or else I’ll throw a plot hole on ya!

*Batty pushed the button again, causing everyone to change genders*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hey! I was VERY fond of me manhood, y'know! That’s it!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ throws a PlotHoleâ„¢ over Batty Buddy's head, causing part of Batty's body to be on the other side of the hole*

Batty Buddy: No!!!!!! The Agony! The Pain! The...... TORTURE!

*On the other side of the plot hole could be seen an alternate universe that had (de) evolved into ranting purple dinosaurs with green spots on them*

Barney1: hey, look everybody! a new buddy to play with! let's sing a song!

" I love you, you love me, we're all a...

(For the sanity of our audience, i shall not end the rest of the song)

*Many muffled screams could be heard from batty buddy*

Freelance: Hmmmmmmm... I wonder wat could be in that plot hole that makes him scream like that?

*Then Batty stuck his head out, breathing heavily*

Batty Buddy: DON"T ever... do... that... again... *huff*

*Batty buddy then plopped his back on the AR button*

Batty Buddy: E hehe... erm... Oops?

*Suddenly the Alternate Realities sped by so fast, that, after almost erasing Carrotus, it broke*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hey... i'm back to normal...

*Checks his pants*... phew

Some Drunken Rabbit: Hey! The monster's gone!

*And so the rabbits rejoiced over Batty doing something right for once, going back to their bad drinking habits*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: hmmmmm... now to restart the taps...

FREE DRINKS FOR EVERYBUNNY!!!!!!!

*a large cheer went across the tavern, causing the rabbits to stampede to the front of the bar*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: ok, one at a time! Oi! RB17! give me a hand here!

RB17: Right away, sir!

*Ducky then emerged from her hiding place, running up behind the bar*

Ducky: And i suppose this all goes on your tab? *Ducky glares at BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ, which men prefer to call this glare "The Look"*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: E he.... ummmmmm... well.... EXTRA DRINKS FOR GETTING A DUCK FEATHER!

*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then runs away from chaos and ducks behind his shop counter while everyone walks towards Ducky like zombies*

BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ calls his robot, then powers up the shields around his shop, yet still kinda feeling guilty for such a cruel act he committed

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sorry if i killed the "how to save us" plot, but i wrote this after i realized that there was a page 6