I would LOVE being in the beta testing group. I probably don't have to explain why, but in case I do:
The main reason is that I am good with computers. And of course I have experience beta testing. I am currently testing 2 Microsoft programs. MSN 7 and another program which is yet to be announced.

So pick me as a tester please. PLEASE.
And yes, I realize that I am likely to be called an idiot tomorrow when it is announced that this is fake. But I'm willing to take that risk in case it is not fake. ;p