Michael, unfortunately you can't change your name to "PeesInTheShower" at this time. While the name is questionable on the JCF, it is also not representative and the administration feels that it's not really a serious name. If you don't like the name "Michael", you can still change it to something else, but try to think of something that is more like a name and that people would be more willing to call you. You can put the requested name in your custom title if you really want it.

Also, several posts in this thread were deleted for being off-topic.