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MilkMan · Mar 20, 2015, 08:53 AM

As a legitimate suggestion, I want a foot massage for each time I accomplish something useful in the game. Beat a level, that's a foot massage. Kill a boss, that's another foot massage. Get sugar rush mode; yes, I would love olive oil for my next foot massage.

And I want the masseuse to be female.

That will be all.

MilkMan JCF Member Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 3 Mar 20, 2015, 08:53 AM #189
As a legitimate suggestion, I want a foot massage for each time I accomplish something useful in the game. Beat a level, that's a foot massage. Kill a boss, that's another foot massage. Get sugar rush mode; yes, I would love olive oil for my next foot massage. And I want the masseuse to be female. That will be all.